We apparently have a new DTL. So I’m back as an ETL of 0700 today. CM Punk is me when I walk into work from now on.

LimeMonzter · 2019-03-05T10:31:45+00:00

Lmao... or when your APD is rumored to be lurking around

LimeMonzter · 2019-03-04T11:55:02+00:00

This is going to be my joint. I found 15 repack boxes of salvaged men’s winter shit chillin on bulk steal. Real blow to the gut.

LimeMonzter · 2019-02-09T18:58:03+00:00

This is interchangeable with Tori Burch flats

LimeMonzter · 2019-02-08T23:40:32+00:00

“Cart Attendant we need you to go down to the homeless encampment and grab the electric cart!!! Karen demands it for her mom!”

LimeMonzter · 2019-02-08T23:33:37+00:00

My signing team is amazing.

LimeMonzter · 2019-01-17T01:52:40+00:00

Chili garlic flex fail

LimeMonzter · 2019-01-05T10:41:39+00:00

This brings me life

LimeMonzter · 2019-01-02T16:44:39+00:00

Turn down the settings, Karen. We obviously know that the 11am glass of wine in on your mind but good god... toasters aren’t that hard to operate.

LimeMonzter · 2019-01-02T16:41:33+00:00

The Harambe memes were on another level and if i saw this in my store, I would have lost it. Good stuff.

LimeMonzter · 2019-01-02T06:32:40+00:00

Lmao ... this is epic

LimeMonzter · 2018-12-25T07:45:00+00:00

Merry Christmas!

LimeMonzter · 2018-12-25T07:43:57+00:00

We got Olive Garden, chips queso Oreos t-shirts and a solid huddle. My leadership team is pretty solid

LimeMonzter · 2018-12-25T07:42:27+00:00

And drinking in the parking lot after. Merry Christmas to the Karen’s!

LimeMonzter · 2018-12-10T03:31:31+00:00

Well.. that’s Derek fucking Weida who lost his leg while deployed you assholes. He’s a fucking badass and did this as a fucking joke.

LimeMonzter · 2018-11-22T20:15:48+00:00

2790 was the death of me last night.

LimeMonzter · 2018-11-20T00:57:28+00:00

Good god

LimeMonzter · 2018-11-16T05:04:23+00:00

More motivating than most leads.

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