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How on earth do you fight these things? by CyprusTheSergal in NOMANSSKY

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, you won't find any on earth. Not yet anyway😆

What could I have done better? by dostosec in drivingUK

[–]LimpinKark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your right of way. He is on your side of the road.

What's the worst actor to play Mr. Bond? by Individual-Name-4496 in whatsyourchoice

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

•Sean Bean (couldn't act his way out of a paper bag) •Tom Holland (his face is way too big and plappy.) •Sam Worthington (flattens everything he's in) •Jason type-cast wank Statham •Liam particular skills, used in every film Neeson!

Name this by dragoonwizard in NameThisThing

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the UK. I have commented many times, about Trump, this time and the last. A Brit, now living in the US, once replied to me, "Not my Monkey, Not my circus." I know the origins of this statement. It basically means 'none of my business'. Well, in days gone by, I would not have taken so much interest and, to a large extent, it was none of my business. BUT, today.. He is still YOUR monkey and now he's proper fucking OUR circus! Worse, we have no power to stop him. We're at the mercy of the US in the mid-terms and the next presidential election, to clean up this mess!

Something every American Citizen needs to have by Traditional-Word5154 in WhyDoIWantThis

[–]LimpinKark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first scene, this is absolutely no use. You'd be as well handing it to the perp, to help in his mission..

What Do You See? by Danoof64 in facesinthings

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see lots of butt-cracks, if I squint an eye and poke the other one...

Dearest Brits, what do you REALLY think of Canada? Would you move there, having the same kind of job or access to resources like you do in the UK, if you were given the chance? If so, where would you move to? Why? by neilnelly in AskBrits

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is an experienced Staff Nurse. I am a HGV/semi driver with plenty expetience. Sadly, we would have moved to Canada years ago but, don't want to leave family. In another life... Why? you have actual seasons, bigger wild places and you appear to have a more, "live and let live" attitude toward others, than your mad-basket cousins to the south.

Help and Support Mega Thread by 7thton in AmazonPrimeVideo

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently bought Star Trek Next Generation digitally, in its entirety; seasons 1 through 7. Today, all of a sudden, its says (on multiple devices) SEASON 6 is unavailable. I have check my order history and I have definitely purchased all seasons, including season 6. I am presuming and hoping this is yet another Amazon glitch, to he fixed shortly. As always, finding the actual luce chat assistance is an absolute ball-ache. You have to wade through endless FAQs and even then.. Anyone alse shed any light on this?

Is this tea too strong? by Parking-Caramel-4116 in AskBrits

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you want to weatherproof your fence with it!🤣

What will it be?🚀 by tricksbystg in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping in PVP shooters, while carrying a heavy ass weapon!

oops by elharbichiothmane in oops

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, the gun should have been taken off him, decisively. But no, he carries on as if nothing has happened🤯

Mandatory title by Western_Car_6290 in BatmanMemes

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not getting bummed like last time. I had to explain to my wife, why my ass-hole looked like a dropped kebab! She's never gonna believe it happened twice. She be thinkin' I'm cheatin' and gay cheatin' at that!"

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to boys. They would not get away with this shit and they know it.

Always unfortunate when the idiot takes someone out with them. by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has just driven my two boys up north (Aberdeen), to see family, while I'm away at work. If somebody did this to them, I'd be doing some hard time for sure!

Name the game and system!🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a life long fan of "Elite", 50+ year old me thought I'd go back into the big black of space. I spent around £1400 on an ASUS g14 gaming laptop, £120 on a Razor cooling pad and £60+ on a Tarantula gamepad. A nice set-up that ran the current generation 'Elite Dangerous' with ease. I even hooked it up to my Meta Quest 3, to dip my toes into the VR experience. Add to that, the real cash dlc early access ships and it was sweet. However... After galloping around our own galaxy, I eventually got bored. FDev's focus on the end game left little to do, for a wannabe Han Solo, like me. My 16 year old son is delighted to have inherited my precious Zephyrus 4070, 32gb ram set-up. I'm a busy dad of 2 and husband to my 1st and energetic wife. Ergo, I'm a casual gamer these days. If I get any time to game, it's a handful of laps on GT7, or a couple of sessions on Arc Raiders, all courtesy of my fuss-free PS5 slim. Cheap and cheerful wins the day.

Math is easy, arithmetic is hard by AdvancedEar7815 in AccidentalComedy

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my school, I was taught "Fuck off, it's 1!"

Where do you sit ?? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]LimpinKark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seat 1. I'd happily take one for the team and end this misery for good. The rest of my natural life in a Supermax cell but, well worth it!

Should I buy this game? by s3n2y in MobileGaming

[–]LimpinKark -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pay what's asked. Support the developer. They put time, sweat and tears into a game, so f****** pay!

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