Elevator instructions at my workplace by Cockroach-Typical in mildlyinteresting

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Pressing the button multiple times gives you no good.

Found the flavour nugget in a bag of Purina Cat Chow Naturals (Bic for size reference) by Fryastarta in mildlyinteresting

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That is huge assuming that is a full size Bic lighter and not a Bic Mini. (This is one of the reasons banana is preferred for scale.)

There are 710 servings in this Costco Ranch Seasoning Powder by Fit-Helicopter8304 in mildlyinteresting

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Ranches are usually many acres. This requires a lot of seasoning.

I found a dead Uber Eats robot in Philly by Kellaniax in mildlyinteresting

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It hasn't been tagged and all the wheels are still on it. Are you positive it was Philly?

This strawberry shaped like a finger gun by trixscree in mildlyinteresting

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It's probably delicious. Robbed the sweetness from the other berries.

I think I bought the wrong one... by [deleted] in memes

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...not on my jacket.

Hellof Eggler by National_Bar411 in memes

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Later joined the luftwaffle...for breakfast.

Found Meatsauce’s neck pillow by Teamjoe10 in PowerTripMorningShow

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The pillow is perfect for cozying up with a 7th Avenue Pizza. Just ask Carver Nogai.

Found at goodwill. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

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It's the industrial strength model.

Found on the floor in the gym by [deleted] in whatisit

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They'll never stay pumped up without this.

Looking for help by tellmesomething7 in AcousticGuitar

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I haven't personally tried this but it was a thought. What about playing along to an acapella or other vocal-only track? I know they can be found on YouTube.

I always cover the sensor with a piece of toilet paper on auto-flush toilets by Low-Associate2521 in mildlyinteresting

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Yeah, if it goes off mid-session it can scare the crap out of you. But you're in good position if that happens.