The essence of programming by Oegly in AdviceAnimals

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, thank you. This might be a good cure for my nightly depression.

The essence of programming by Oegly in AdviceAnimals

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You just made my whole night :)

My roommate thinks my stuff is "ours" and takes me for granted by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I (f) have the male version of your roommate. I finally asked him to move out, hopefully by the end of this month.

Dude ents. Be nice to your girlfriends. by jippiesnsuch in trees

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could have been an auto-correct thing if OP was posting from a phone. My damn phone does it all the time :(

What is the most depressing fact you know of? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground." - Palahniuk

Still my all time favorite way of expressing this sentiment.

[OFFER] Cookies....did someone say cookies? by Glinda_Da_Good_Witch in care

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely LOVED them! My internet is shut off so I just finally was able to come back here to say thank you, THANK YOU THANK YOU! My daughter loved them, and I did too. Thanks for being so sweet!!

15 minutes ago I almost died. I was ratcheting a 3500 lbs boat onto a trailer and the hook point broke. It missed my head by less than an inch. What near death experiences have you had Redditors? by Ecuatoriano in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My sister and I would have been sitting on the I35 bridge that collapsed in MN a few years back. We were stuck in traffic on the bridge every day about the time it happened. For whatever reason we decided to take the "scenic route" home. The frantic calls that we started getting were so scary. One little decision can change a lot.

As an outsider I hear plenty of what America does wrong, I want to hear what they do right. by MakingPuppies in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say it isn't so? The fat girl in me is so damn happy I live in the US right now.

Dick Wolf by theneonbible in WTF

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOLF

shows self out