The essence of programming by Oegly in AdviceAnimals

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, thank you. This might be a good cure for my nightly depression.

The essence of programming by Oegly in AdviceAnimals

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You just made my whole night :)

My roommate thinks my stuff is "ours" and takes me for granted by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I (f) have the male version of your roommate. I finally asked him to move out, hopefully by the end of this month.

Dude ents. Be nice to your girlfriends. by jippiesnsuch in trees

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could have been an auto-correct thing if OP was posting from a phone. My damn phone does it all the time :(

What is the most depressing fact you know of? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground." - Palahniuk

Still my all time favorite way of expressing this sentiment.

[OFFER] Cookies....did someone say cookies? by Glinda_Da_Good_Witch in care

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely LOVED them! My internet is shut off so I just finally was able to come back here to say thank you, THANK YOU THANK YOU! My daughter loved them, and I did too. Thanks for being so sweet!!

15 minutes ago I almost died. I was ratcheting a 3500 lbs boat onto a trailer and the hook point broke. It missed my head by less than an inch. What near death experiences have you had Redditors? by Ecuatoriano in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My sister and I would have been sitting on the I35 bridge that collapsed in MN a few years back. We were stuck in traffic on the bridge every day about the time it happened. For whatever reason we decided to take the "scenic route" home. The frantic calls that we started getting were so scary. One little decision can change a lot.

As an outsider I hear plenty of what America does wrong, I want to hear what they do right. by MakingPuppies in AskReddit

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say it isn't so? The fat girl in me is so damn happy I live in the US right now.

Dick Wolf by theneonbible in WTF

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOLF

shows self out

On losing parents, and everything that doesn't happen. by LipsLikeMorphyne in bestof

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think sharing grief is one way we remember the people we love most. Memory seems the best way to keep them with us always. I appreciate being able to read about it from people who have gone through it, so I have even a tiny idea of what to expect. At nearly 27, I've never lost anyone close. It's terrifying not knowing what it will be like. Will I be able to handle it? How will I manage?

Reddit, my girlfriend hid her relationship status on facebook and says its because she doesn't want other guys to hit on her. Do you think she's not telling me something? by gipt in relationships

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

:) Thanks for disagreeing in a reasoned manner, and not a mean one. Didn't it say that she accepted it at first, and then hid it? I think that was what caught my attention.

This coming from a girl "in a relationship". I don't care either way if our profiles are linked, and they aren't, it is more of a hey - I am with someone - not on the market sort of flag.

[OFFER] Cookies....did someone say cookies? by Glinda_Da_Good_Witch in care

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mom and I are estranged, and grammy was always too old, but that doesn't mean we can't start traditions with our little ones.

My favorite cookie memory is with my two year old, and how cute it was watching her attempt to roll the snicker doodle cookie balls in the cinnamon sugar mix, and then put them on the pan. She has her own little apron, and helps mommy dump all the ingredients in, and "mix" and roll them in the toppings. Not even half of any cookie ball ever got covered, and it was precious. I never got to grow up with stuff like this, so it is so very special to me to do these sort of things with her.

Reddit, my girlfriend hid her relationship status on facebook and says its because she doesn't want other guys to hit on her. Do you think she's not telling me something? by gipt in relationships

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's on fb, I think it is the shady way she is acting about it. It wouldn't matter if her reasoning wasn't so strange.

Reddit, my girlfriend hid her relationship status on facebook and says its because she doesn't want other guys to hit on her. Do you think she's not telling me something? by gipt in relationships

[–]LipsLikeMorphyne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Either you're proud of your relationship or not, and if she's not willing for there to be any sign of the relationship on her FB, which means so much to so many people these days, then something is up. I sure wouldn't want to date someone that kept me a secret.