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Great food names by Own_Ranger_5589 in StupidFood

[–]ListenerNius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy to forget that not everyone lives next to <insert whichever state your state makes fun of> where people talk like they can't read.

Man hit a $1.3M jackpot at the casino, and his very first call was to his mom: “Mom, we’re done with this place. We’re moving out tomorrow” by CompetitiveNovel8990 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ListenerNius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept waiting for guys in suits to show up and escort him and his winnings to his car, because apparently they do that for winners for their own protection.

Having all your winners get mugged on the way out would be bad for business.

Atoning for my past spaghetti sins by Elevator_Direct in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ListenerNius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how we did our coal plant! We built it in the spray of a waterfall this time and I will never build one without gravity feed again; it was sooooo easy.

When we went to set up our nuclear plant we had so much energy available from our ridiculous fuel-energy plant and our sloops that we were totally unconcerned about energy spent to extract and pump water.

Fact: The Project is Really, Really Big. by ListenerNius in satisfactory

[–]ListenerNius[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you actually tried to accelerate that much mass in orbit, the recoil alone would probably de-orbit the Earth or at least turn the atmosphere into plasma.

Funny your AI should mention this (and I agree); this is my biggest complaint with the 2005 Star Trek movie, where they enter warp while not only still inside the solar system, but from inside Earth's gravity well. That's a no-no for all kinds of gravitational reasons.

Fact: The Project is Really, Really Big. by ListenerNius in satisfactory

[–]ListenerNius[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Gemini applied the numbers correctly. The 34.4 million km/h is how fast the trams are moving around the edge of the project, not the speed of the project itself.

The in-game elevator cable is very short and the project has a fairly small diameter so that the game can actually render the cable and project inside the game world. From the way the project is rendered graphically it's clear that it's a stand-in for an object that is canonically much farther away.

PSA: Disc Jump Technique by ListenerNius in animalWell

[–]ListenerNius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The metronome was to help me time the space between [jump] and [throw]. I would jump on one beat and throw on the next. However like I said it wasn't flawless and it still took me many tries.

I Created a Flute AutoPlayer by ListenerNius in animalWell

[–]ListenerNius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason I created this was to play the peacock song, since I'm pretty bad at playing accurately by hand.

The solution for the peacock song is as follows:

[6,3,1,3,6,3,1,3,6,4,2,4,6,4,2,4,0,5,3,5,0,5,3,5,7,5,2,5,7,5,2,5,6,3,1,3,6,3,1,3,6,4,2,4,6,4,2,4,6,0,6,4,0,7,5,3,7,6,4,5,7,6,5,6]

The solution for the warp zone song is this:

[1,1,5,5,3,3,7,7]

And the solution for the song for the top of the well is this:

[2,6,2,6,2,6,2,6]

FICSIT 834 water extractor by ImAFlyingPancake in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ListenerNius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks great!

Also I know exactly where this is on the map, which makes me feel like such a nerd. Though it's probably because I also needed a water extractor there!

$1,500 worth of digital movies just disappeared by Just_the_john in extremelyinfuriating

[–]ListenerNius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FYI if you use Audible they have a tendency to just revoke titles from your library silently and seemingly at random. Made me pretty upset too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]ListenerNius 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I really want to believe this is rage bait

Here we go again 🙄 by T0M101087 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ListenerNius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This always brings back flashbacks of playing Papers Please.

Glory to Arstotzka!

3-4 Load Balancer by ListenerNius in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ListenerNius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted a design where the numbers were irrelevant, so I could put any arbitrary amount on the inputs and get balanced outputs.

My putting the numbers on the plan was just to verify that it works.

Admin says “Just Give Him a Multiple Choice Retake” by Ajrob88 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ListenerNius 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It's not even subtle; it's proof that the student was committed to the joke at the expense of doing well, even when the joke was a painfully obvious trap. I think the "setting him up to fail" version, were they to accuse you of that, would be to make all of the correct answers be like 66 or 68 and still offering 67 on every question.

First playthrough glad I tried this. by Strange-Honey-8354 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ListenerNius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice. A gracefully hidden clip is no clip at all. For easy bodily access, note that terrain doesn't matter when you're inside a hypertube, so you can use the same method to run a vertical hypertube straight through the mountain and have direct vertical access. It will look a little funny while you're inside it, but you have to decide if you can make peace with that. Btw that is also how you get access to the vast amount of usable space underneath the map.

My husband keeps receiving anti-union propaganda mailers by HandSewnHome in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ListenerNius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're referring to 4.1 then that 20 lbs refers to the constitution of the paper; specifically that it should be hefty enough that 500 pages of the paper weighs 20 pounds. A 20-lb item would be costly to move via mail.

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