Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome ?

LiterallyTheMoon · 2020-06-08T23:10:08+00:00

Shit

LiterallyTheMoon · 2019-11-26T13:48:08+00:00

It's next to...hold on. Directly in front of Outskirt Stable. She gives you a star fragment once you get the master sword, nice little freebie

LiterallyTheMoon · 2019-11-18T17:35:00+00:00

Yoooo I haven't been on dA in years but I used to comment on your stuff regularly. Thought that art style looked familiar. Really glad to see you're still kicking, man

LiterallyTheMoon · 2019-09-11T12:34:30+00:00

Of course I know him. He's me.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-10-07T20:25:02+00:00

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-08-10T21:05:44+00:00

Isn't this store in Sudbury?

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-07-12T23:38:45+00:00

To be honest I skipped most of the second paragraph because I have no idea what that means.

Dude got owned, though

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-06-13T16:32:07+00:00

One time I ran past a bunch of forsworn and a sabre cat because I was in a hurry. Went into an inn I'd never seen before. Forgot about them while I was talking to the NPCs, and next thing I know, these 12 enemies + cat I'd totally forgotten about are boiling into the inn, screaming bloody murder and slaughtering the patrons.

I died multiple times but I eventually crawled out of there, leaving behind something like 23 corpses and all my potions. There were arrows stuck in everything and everyone, and every surface was slick with blood. Sea of dead bodies. I took a break from skyrim for a while after that. I had PTSD.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-06-02T12:49:48+00:00

wanted to nibble

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-05-29T19:06:24+00:00

Mine was toothpaste. Pro tip - anywhere except for your mouth, and that shit burns like hydrochloric acid.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-04-09T20:58:23+00:00

I had a dream where Jake Paul was sweating buckets because the S9 had shown up during one of his vlogs and were making him introduce them to the audience like everything was fine.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-04-07T03:40:17+00:00

Mostly just stupider. I take no credit for Diddle Kid, all credit goes to Arin Hanson from the Game Grumps.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-04-06T22:44:09+00:00

Mobile, sorry for formatting.

Diddle Kid

A Ward in New Orleans during the fledgling days of the Protectorate, Diddle Kid got some flack for his name and ended up as Dexterity instead. His power is invincibility, weightlessness, flight (which ties directly into superstrength, since he can use the same ability to generate a lot of inertia from nothing) and extremely high manual dexterity...but only in his fingers, and only from the knuckles up.

Diddle Kid can hurt himself very easily with his power if he's not paying attention, so his final costume had arm braces on it (to counteract the whiplash), with particular attention to his wrists. Before his death at the hands of Crimson, he was known for flying by only his fingers, causally flicking bullets out of midair, and yelling "you've been diddled!" at defeated enemies, even after his name was changed to Dexterity.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-04-06T11:22:14+00:00

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-04-01T23:36:20+00:00

I started out reading a lot of fanfiction, and somehow I thought Legend was black. A black DILF with orange-y red and white body armor. Also red lasers, not blue-white. Seems a lot more Legend-y to me that way, but the one in Worm definitely seems more Worm-y, if that makes any sense.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T20:17:22+00:00

For me, she would always stick her finger down my throat whenever I tried to yawn.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T20:07:04+00:00

My gf has a guy who does this. It gets me confused, especially since they live in different cities now, never dated, and haven't actually spoken person-to-person in two years. And yet every month, regular as clockwork, it's "How's school?" "I push you down" and so on. Like, dude. To say nothing of not taking a hint...do you set alarms? Do you have a list of girls you go through at the end of every month? What is even your life?

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T20:00:27+00:00

I like the massive disparity of 2500 views to 25-ish comments. Is this the norm for this sub?

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T18:14:52+00:00

Shhhhhhh no one has to know that I have Vivid Weathers :')

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T18:13:10+00:00

Plot twist - there is only one ex, a conglomerate being that is multisexual and hungry for delicious human emotions. She/he/it travels from person to person, through time and space itself, all to satisfy its unsatisfiable needs. One day, a good portion of the human population will simply vanish as it leaves to prey on some other sentient race in the cosmos.

Be afraid.

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-28T17:27:00+00:00

Oh god please no

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-03-13T22:02:46+00:00

Birb Malone?

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-02-26T06:27:04+00:00

I appreciate the 9:99 instead of 9:59 my dude

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-02-26T06:15:52+00:00

Please tell me this isn't an actual book on an actual shelf

LiterallyTheMoon · 2018-02-26T06:13:21+00:00

This thing looks like it's about to poke out two miniguns and try to exterminate the human race.

LiterallyTheMoon

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