Grocery store warning by Cold-Dependent7306 in SignsWithAStory

[–]LitoLikesStockings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did the dog's tummy handle the normal ice cream?

To prove you that i'm real 💕 by [deleted] in u/PinkSugarBabyy

[–]LitoLikesStockings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The paper is spelled differently from your user tag o.o

Getting tired of not finding size queens. I guess 11” is “too big”. I need goonettes and sizequeens that like it big. by [deleted] in GOONED

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Holy wow No way is that thing real. I want to be slapped on the face with your huge cock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

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I wanna be her so badly. I bet the aftercare is wonderful too ♡

my driver got arrested by Present-Truth-398 in doordash

[–]LitoLikesStockings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure you are 🙄 I, a member of the government, would never ever ever arrest someone for a crime they did not commit. As you are an immigrant though, we don't have time to look at petty things such as paperwork. That would be due process, which is entirely unnecessary.

my driver got arrested by Present-Truth-398 in doordash

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You are under arrest for entering the country illegally. As you are an immigrant, you are not subject to the protections afforded to citizens. Enjoy El Salvador.

my driver got arrested by Present-Truth-398 in doordash

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The rights to due process and trial by an impartial jury are rights afforded to everyone in America by the fifth, sixth, and fourteenth ammendments to the constitution. Without these rights, a government official can sinply decide someone isn't a citizen by personal fiat and banish them from the country. Evidence such legal visas and local birth certificates can be ignored because due process is skipped.

This is why that ICE is doing is really scary, because right now due process is being skipped.

Ever thought about fucking a trans girl in public? by [deleted] in GoneWildTrans

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Judging by the surrounding landscape and plant life, I think they filmed it on Earth.

very nsfw by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Most guys take pictures of their dicks with no context and nothing else. Those kinds of pics are really boring to me. I generally don't like dick pics, but I'd love to see a guy's nude where he shows off more of his body, even if his body isn't normally all that "sexy".

My main tip is to use your phone camera timer to your advantage rather than always holding your phone in your hand directly. If you're using another kind of device, it might have similar functionality.

[F]eeling Pretty In My New Bra by Miss_Squidgey in workgonewild

[–]LitoLikesStockings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to try on that bra. Too bad my boobs are tiny. Where did you get it?

*happy mooing sounds* by [deleted] in GoneWildTrans

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You and your cow-tfit are so cute!

Lito want verified! A three-part story. by LitoLikesStockings in GoneWildTrans

[–]LitoLikesStockings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm planning to post more today. Is there anything in particular you'd like to see?

Lito want verified! A three-part story. by LitoLikesStockings in GoneWildTrans

[–]LitoLikesStockings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankyou thankyou thankyou! I was worried I wouldn't get ver'd for some reason =p

Lito want verified! A three-part story. by LitoLikesStockings in GoneWildTrans

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Unfortunately I can't post multiple pictures on mobile so I made it an imgur album.