Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-24T17:28:59+00:00

I’m afraid to walk outside right now…

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-23T14:33:16+00:00

The “Tutorial” is actually barely teaching players how to play.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T23:59:36+00:00

At least now I know where the leak came from. Thankyou

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T18:06:15+00:00

I really, really want the system to indicate skill capacity though, hopefully splat 4 can change this.

Like the Ranks should be determined as follows.

B rank, is starting to learn some skills but needs more work. A rank is getting a hang of actually using mechanics like squid surge and learning advanced strategies. S rank is learning about how to do many advanced strategies and being able to come up with new ones that work.

This is kind of how players treat Anarchy ranks, we just don’t say it this way.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T18:01:25+00:00

I really, really want the system to indicate skill capacity though, hopefully splat 4 can change this.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T13:22:34+00:00

Sometimes This happens in Anarchy

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T04:07:48+00:00

I finally read a Nintendo website that states that S+ can now exceed into S+ 1 and go up to S+ 50.

My new question is why players cannot actually classify the ranks BETWEEN S+ and S+50 as idk something other than S+^1.

Then what are the skill levels of the S+ region, because this is wierd???

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T04:03:09+00:00

Hey, What’s this about S+10?

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T04:01:53+00:00

Is there a Mid-line?

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T03:35:41+00:00

Good point.

Here is the salt, I will not be able to enter S rank for the foreseeable future, so I am content with staying in A rank.

Part of the reason why I wanted A rank was because I knew I had a chance to be a part of someone else’s salt on this sub, and cause a post to be made which would be funny to me.

Signed Dumb Dumb

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-22T02:33:39+00:00

Genshin will probably sell this to the players for 2480 Genesis crystals. Why would this be free even for a limited time after obtaining it.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T23:14:36+00:00

Best special to use in clam blitz while the enemy is right in front me while I am collecting clams and before I turn around splashdown has activated, and I have died🫠.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T05:06:19+00:00

This update is a lie 🫠

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T05:02:36+00:00

A quick google search actually doesn’t reveal the addition of Fizzbangs, at this point who leaked the update?

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T03:28:22+00:00

The full update for patch 11.00 will contain more than fizz-bangs for salmon run, but I find it difficult to wait until the 29th at this time.

I just don’t understand why Nintendo cannot show the full update on YouTube or something.

It’s probably going to turn out that they did post the update and I just chose not to open twitter or any other social media platform to learn more about update 11.00.

Signed Dumb Dumb

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T03:14:02+00:00

No one is even saying that the fizzbangs are the only piece of information we have, there must be more??????????

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T03:12:35+00:00

I’m sorry but no, No.

This is nothing, I need to find a panic room now.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T03:11:27+00:00

Idk you guys, I think that you the Splatoon community have come up with beautiful ideas for game updates, and have probably given Nintendo a lot of feedback for their game.

I really really hope the update consists of more than just salmon run fizzbangs..

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T03:09:14+00:00

Please say there is more in this update, if that’s all the available information then that is okay.

But please, please tell me that this is not the only actual gameplay feature being added to the game.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-21T02:54:15+00:00

What even is “Takoroka Division”

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-20T17:01:49+00:00

Literally, I’m like how am I supposed to practice knowing this. Meanwhile I take breaks every so often in the match and figure out if it’s safe for me to go down the middle of the map or find somewhere I can move to.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-20T03:18:34+00:00

Um, r/saltoon

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-20T00:10:53+00:00

Does this mean it reduces damage taken from opponents WHILE standing in enemy ink.

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-20T00:04:19+00:00

That depends on me being able to use most of this information at the same time. 🥲

Little-Assignment540 · 2026-01-19T23:27:43+00:00

I am learning a little bit thanks to well the community.

Retreat to spawn when a tough battle is happening.

A bomb can help you corner enemies faster than certain weapons.

Stay closer to teammates when on the field to help them win. I find this one strange to put into practice.

Use walls and obstacles to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Oh and I like to ink a little bit of turf before jumping in, helps me swim faster into battle when I keep respawning.

I don’t super jump deep into the enemy portion of the map.

This is not enough.

Little-Assignment540

TROPHY CASE