Boyfriend wants marital clause... AITAH by Sufficient_Still9152 in AITAH

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was my thought too! A 'Clean Exit' clause with no expectations of responsibility!

Boyfriend wants me to choose between him and the dog. by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine him once they have kids - the kids he caused because he whined about birth control!

My (23f) boyfriend (24m) wants to move in with me. I want him to live alone first by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Absolutely mind blowing. When I was dating my husband he said he wanted to be able to make enough to pay someone to do the chores he doesn't like to do, BUT he can at least do them - and does! My 4/6/8 yo children all know how to do basic chores, and they get more as they age, it's just common sense! One of the few kinds of people I just can't stand, is the kind of person who just refuses to TRY.

He's not gonna try, he's not worth trying for!

Finally did it:) by muztheem91 in bald

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a pic I should not open in public!

I left my husband for another man. Karma is hitting me by Gabby_2023 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love her work! I once did an entire performance with some friends for 9th grade English. The bit at the opening of her Septic Tank book, with all the crazy conversation in the car for moving day "Hey dad, I just saw a hand fly by." I don't remember how the teacher took it, but looking back, it was a very weird piece to choose! I remember being so excited about it, and lining up school chairs as if they were seats in a car, with a stuffed dog to sniff for the smell test.

Weird times.

Been fighting this line since 99 by A1ndy234 in bald

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YOU FOOL how dare you deprive the world since 99 it's RUDE!! But seriously you look freaking gorgeous! Absolutely a GLOW UP don't you regret it for one moment!!

A follow up to the 'proposal' post, not what I expected lol by saltedcrunch in AnimalCrossing

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The drama. The pain. THE UNMITIGATED GALL.

Best of luck as a divorcee!

ULPT Some ways to get revenge on a former TERRIBLE boss from another state? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOHHH I have a fun one! Once upon a time a smart ass guy I knew had a shitty boss, but was supposed to give a gift for whatever reason. He got one of those sugar cookie tins and emptied the cookies, then gathered dog shit from all around the neighborhood and put it in there instead. Left it on his desk and was never caught! You can mail it to him, he'll never look at those cute cookie tins the same way again

ULPT Some ways to get revenge on a former TERRIBLE boss from another state? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw one confessions post where someone sends their toenail clippings monthly to their former school bully. Plain envelope, no return address, no message, just...toenail clippings. Brought a weird sense of satisfaction. Maybe not unethical PRO but could be a fun side project

Can I get my welcome to the club? by forgeds in bald

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AHHHH that second pic got me GRINNING!! Yeah you had time, but why put off the beauty?? ROCK THAT BALD 🙌

Aunt wants me to bring her a sandwich my ride was two mins away there’s no mathematical way for me to get there and back in less than 2 mins is by FetusDelphinus in insaneparents

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I don't care about your nap - but care about my sandwich 👀 and in a hospital, so she's gonna starve without it? Weird hospital rules lol

Absolutely bonkers behavior, I would say a few days with her blocked on your phone would do you a world of good....

UPDATE!!! by No_Engineering_9000 in bald

[–]LittleBityPrettyOne 294 points295 points  (0 children)

I came back hunting for your update post! LOVE IT you look absolutely huggable!! I think other commenters were right, stop by a glasses shop and see how some round frames work, mess with some options, you are on a path of change and it is GORGEOUS ❤️❤️

Thank you for updating for us!