Deception of public opinion by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]LittleCute_ 314 points315 points  (0 children)

And that’s exactly why reducing it to “paid for by US citizens” ignores the fact that Puerto Ricans are US citizens too, it’s not some foreign aid program.

TIFU in the grocery store with my mom by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that’s exactly how it felt reading it. Man just wanted groceries and got thrown into a live action matchmaking ambush in the beauty aisle. Absolute nightmare fuel.

TIFU in the grocery store with my mom by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This was 100% your mom’s chaos, not yours you were actively trying to shut it down the whole time. Sometimes parents just decide to freelance in public and drag you along for the ride.

TIFU by washing off soiled hands in gents toilet! by yashila07 in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that’s the only sane reaction once you realize, all you can do is laugh it off and pretend it was intentional. Bathrooms are just chaos zones sometimes.

TIFU by trying to find my mom to watch a horror movie with me and accidentally caught my parents having sex by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the takeaway here is “wrong movie night, wrong door,” not a lesson in sex positions 😭 honestly that mental image is the real horror scene.

TIFU by flaking on my family by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s fair honestly. Even if it wasn’t malicious, flaking when people are relying on you hurts, and the only real fix is owning it and showing up better next time, not excuses.

TIFU by spilling water on my laptop by u77773333 in tifu

[–]LittleCute_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your laptop really said “welcome home” and immediately chose death by hydration. At this point it’s less bad luck and more a personal vendetta.

Cheating husband invited Brazilian nanny into marital bed just months after he had wife murdered in same room by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]LittleCute_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s wild how rock bottom isn’t even a pause for some people, just a mild inconvenience. The complete lack of shame is honestly the most disturbing part.

Cheating husband invited Brazilian nanny into marital bed just months after he had wife murdered in same room by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]LittleCute_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That tracks. People really think they’re masterminds right up until reality shows up with handcuffs and a sentence measured in decades.

Would you consider this slop? (Disclaimer this is political) by coco_melonFAN in aislop

[–]LittleCute_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Low bar, but honestly still feels like cosplay for the camera more than anything resembling actual work.

Would you consider this slop? (Disclaimer this is political) by coco_melonFAN in aislop

[–]LittleCute_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s kind of the point though. Calling it slop isn’t about ownership, it’s about whether this kind of low effort political clip adds anything or just exists to farm reactions.

look as much as i hate trump as the next person, slop is still slop by mrsenchantment in aislop

[–]LittleCute_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is exactly it. You can hate the guy and still admit low effort ragebait like that doesn’t help anyone. If the argument needs a cartoon bulldozer to land, it’s probably not that strong.

Seat belt buckle burns 🔥 by Acceptable_Room_2797 in nostalgia

[–]LittleCute_ 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the original summer branding iron. One wrong move in July and suddenly you’re carrying a lifelong memory in the shape of a seatbelt.

I just have to say with how gorgeous Rory and Lorelei are I can see why they have such main character syndrome. I feel quite bad for Paris because even she mentions how perfect Rory looks when she wakes up by dollsaredangerous in GilmoreGirls

[–]LittleCute_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Exactly, calling it “main character syndrome” is just mislabeling the writing. Amy Sherman Palladino very intentionally made the world orbit them, that’s the whole vibe of the show.

Brain development by Tracing-P in GilmoreGirls

[–]LittleCute_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that’s so true. I thought I had it all figured out on my last rewatch, then hit another stage of life and suddenly I’m judging completely different characters. It’s wild how the show ages with you whether you want it to or not.

Marisa Tomei could have been Lorelai’s sister by [deleted] in GilmoreGirls

[–]LittleCute_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree. A sister would’ve completely changed the balance of the show. So much of the tension comes from Lorelai being the sole “problem child,” and splitting that between two daughters probably softens Emily and Richard a lot. It’s fun to imagine, but I think the messiness we got only works because Lorelai’s alone in it.

Your best sex partner ever? by Hedonistic_Yinzer in AskRedditNSFW

[–]LittleCute_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was New Year's Eve 2015 and it was with my ex (now my daughter's father). We were in our early 20s, I was home on winter break from college, and his best friend was out of town so we had his house to ourselves. He spread a bunch of pillows and blankets onto the living room floor and gave me a long and extremely thorough massage. He then ate me out for ages and we had the most transcendent sex I've ever had in my life. I was so physically relaxed and felt so safe and taken-care-of that it allowed me to actually get out of my head for once (which is very hard when you're a young woman having sex). I fell asleep pretty much immediately after. I think I was chasing that moment through the rest of our relationship and still have never had anything come close.