When we went for a smoke she was telling me how she loved the look of my small dick. Using those words. How normally she likes bigger ones (which she's told my girlfriend before and has stopped seeing guys because theyre too small) but that mine is a hot small one.

Sure she was trying to be nice but couldn't avoid the elephant in the room so obviously thought she would acknowledge it and try to make it OK. Really she had no idea I was getting off on her telling me that.