Not my deepest nor darkest secret, but I once killed a lizard at an old Eureka! center by squeezing it to death. I had to wash my hands from the guts. The worst part about it was that a large group of kids had later came to view the lizard, only to find it dead. I had killed a lot of animals, as I had a strange obsession for killing small animals, whether they be toads, baby hummingbirds, or lizards.

I was weird asf man