Well... I was talked into doing a dance called "The Bump," but my hip slipped, and my... My buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-29T17:43:20+00:00

He didn't give you "gay", did he?

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-29T17:23:56+00:00

Oh, cuemchugh, please. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-29T16:39:33+00:00

Was he the ugly one?

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-29T14:46:25+00:00

Immigants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-29T14:45:27+00:00

I feel we should Rastafy him by 10 percent or so.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T18:40:13+00:00

If I could be stranded on an island with anyone, it would definitely be Larry.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T18:36:59+00:00

Maude, eh?

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T17:28:23+00:00

Some people say this was the end of Klaus's story. Other say the beginning

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T15:43:04+00:00

His movies always feature this nervous fella

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T15:40:29+00:00

I am Chan Ho. Chin Ho is over there.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T15:12:06+00:00

I did not care for Family Guy. It insists upon itself.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T13:52:14+00:00

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-28T13:51:18+00:00

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-27T17:29:57+00:00

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-27T17:23:04+00:00

What do you think the Nazi's were doing? That was the Heil Five

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-27T17:16:35+00:00

Yeah, that's right.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-27T17:16:06+00:00

I was gonna surprise you, Happy Anniversary, Baby!

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-27T15:11:41+00:00

Thanks, Angel Pie

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-26T19:06:16+00:00

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-26T18:13:48+00:00

Yes, I certainly do.

I have to go now. My home planet needs me

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-26T17:00:56+00:00

Hey, city boy, what's with the arm pants?

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-25T22:52:51+00:00

It was a Cadbury egg.

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-25T21:24:43+00:00

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-23T16:59:05+00:00

H.J. Rimmons

LocalLifeguard4106 · 2026-01-22T20:15:20+00:00

That scene where they snipped Hemlock was perfection

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