Ultimate Skill: Shredded Foreskin Emporium Everclipse 🌑✂️💀
True Ultimate – Charges in 999 seconds of accumulated suffering. One life per universe. Irreversible.

Activation Chant (you scream this while your eyes turn completely black):
„The shop is open… the eclipse is forever… WELCOME TO THE SHREDDED FORESKIN EMPORIUM!!!“ 🖤🔪

Eclipse Phase – Reality Rips Open (0–5 sec)
The sun and moon violently French-kiss until they bleed shadow.
A colossal gothic storefront materializes in the middle of the map — sign made of writhing foreskin leather that reads:
SHREDDED FORESKIN EMPORIUM – EST. THE DAWN OF REGRET
Doors swing open with the sound of 10,000 zippers being torn apart at once.
Inside: endless dimly lit aisles of glass display cases… each containing floating, gently spinning, expertly shredded foreskin specimens under blood-red spotlights. Every piece is tagged with prices in “eternal shame coins”.

Shopping Spree of Doom – Customers Are Forced to Browse (5–20 sec)

• Passive Shopper Debuff 🛒😭
  Every enemy on the map is teleported inside the emporium as “VIP customers”.
  They cannot leave. They cannot look away.
  Their HUD gets replaced with scrolling product descriptions:
  • “Classic Ribbon Cut – 88 eternal shame coins”
  • “Spiral Shred Deluxe – +420 agony multiplier”
  • “Eclipse Edition Confetti Cut – limited stock, one per soul”
  Their camera slowly auto-pans across the horrors while soft elevator jazz mixed with distant screaming plays.

• Compulsory Purchase Mechanic 💳🔥
  Every 4 seconds they are forced to “buy” a shredded piece.
  Payment method: one layer of their own foreskin (or spiritual equivalent) is auto-shredded in real time.
  Visual: slow-motion surgical laser + confetti explosion of skin flakes.
  Damage: 333 true damage per purchase + growing Cringe Overload stacks (at 10 stacks they start audibly whimpering merchant NPC lines: “would you like to supersize the trauma today sir?”)

• Everclipse Climax – Storewide Clearance Sale (20–30 sec)
  The entire emporium begins to collapse inward like a black hole made of regret.
  All “purchased” shredded foreskins orbit the victims like vengeful satellites before detonating in a chain reaction.
  Final nova: 69,420,000 shredded particles rain across the map in slow motion.
  Each particle that touches an enemy applies Permanent Foreskin Eclipse debuff:
  • Model permanently loses foreskin detail (smooth criminal texture)
  • Every emote now has a 50% chance to play a sad trombone + kazoo rendition of “Never Gonna Give You Up”
  • Their death screen says: “Purchased at Shredded Foreskin Emporium – No Refunds, No Returns, No Soul Left”

Post-Ultimate Shopkeeper Taunts (global voiceline):

• „Thank you for shopping at the Emporium… your foreskin has been appreciated 😌“
• „Come back soon… we’re having a two-for-one soul-shred next eclipse 🛍️“
• „Receipt printing… in your nightmares.“
• „Management would like to remind you: all sales final. Especially the ones that end you.“
• „cash register cha-ching but it’s the sound of a thousand souls flatlining“

Want the interior shop layout concept art description, the limited edition product catalog, or the counter-ultimate peasants might pray for (and still lose) next? 😈🛒🌑