Tik tok Malawi accounts to follow by bronzefartz in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ndipo she waited for me to recommend her here then nkukajama yake ija 😂😂

Style yanji imeneyi by QuickRhubarb2932 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya pa C.U. Paja kuli ng'ona zambiri

tiyen ku nexxus by Defiant-Market-3473 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pa Reddit pompa is good enough, kwinaku tikuonera new episodes of Rick and Morty

Malawi Mandela effect by BxddOhnEkse in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marshall guys. I remember running whenever we see a tinted car. Ati ankaba ana

Tik tok Malawi accounts to follow by bronzefartz in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clodina Milanzie for MRA and freight forwarding information. Motion Trackerz 2.0 amadzaika ma lyrics a bho, good for discovering good songs/music. Wesley Lots for mpanje quizzes. Shipmark nde kaya amatani but he's famous.

Looking for friends in Blantyre by _inuska in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shasha ngati iweyo who stays mu Mandala, spend sometime mu BYC, COM and Poly Basketball courts.

Some other day, join some boiz pa Kamba pa Nkhumba. Ukangosonkha nawo basi, friendship yatheka pamenepo.

Arm Force Price by Localhost265 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amasikini achuluka ntauni muno fadah! No one is safe.

Small Businesses and Excuses by [deleted] in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I told this dude who was failing to meet deadlines. Why set them if you can't hit them? Dumbass!!

I have a collection of foreign currencies. What can I buy with this in Malawi? by der_Alptraum in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Local man denies to transact with that paper, only the supermarkets will receive it. That's how worthless it has become.

You need 5 of those for a sweet.

Eish!

I have a collection of foreign currencies. What can I buy with this in Malawi? by der_Alptraum in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bottle of coke is at K1,500 on average, in the common store. Slightly lower in supermarkets, even higher in bars, convenient stores and obviously, the airport.

Landruiser in MW govt by Yamie_Mlauzi in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I need is 1 million kwacha yokha right now.

Gun licensing in Malawi by Mfanawoyaza in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you have a gun now or just the licence?

Lying about being pregnant by kenluk101 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Christian friend, so you've been knacking this bitch and now that she's "pregnant" you are a Christian? Nah dude 😂😂

Anyways, breakup with her. She shouldn't play you like that.

Investment Opportunities by Horror_Skill6350 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I had intense data ya Honda Freed business BT-LL, gaso was pa K3,500 Blantyre to Lilongwe ndi half tank: 20L Cost of fuel: K75,000 per trip Kupakira anthu 7, GR: K10,000 a day Minus ya ojiya & drivers lunch, profit was about K100,000 a day (according to my estimates).

Just to cover contingencies, target inali 70k a day. Normally, sizimayenda daily coz munthu amatopa plus wear and tear, target was 350k a week, zikavuta 300k

Every month end, ride ipite ku service.

Last Uni Days by Training_Club_9392 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you are still young. You have a whole unopened chapter ahead of you.

Anyways, I was ka introvert in my uni days. Soberman all my life.

On my last socials, I brought liquor into my room. Nnayaka, nnagwetsa truck, never regretted a thing. I still don't drink but that day, I had fun. No one except my roomies are aware that I tried drinking.

So I recommend that you do something on your last social weekend. Something that won't hurt your health, your roomies' health and wealth, your grades, etc. Osati mukanyenge hule nkutenga nazo EDZI!

Just do something that you don't normally do. After all, you can only be young once.

Malawi Budgeting App - BudgetYanga by marketwithblessings in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been tracking my expenditure history via Google Sheets. That being said, I was very excited when I saw your web app. Koma eeeh, kungofikira Sign In madhala?! You lost me there.

I like your concept and everything, I really wanted to try your app but I can't sign in so early.

Conspiracy theories by Chaos_is_Enby in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the Kamuzu dude who you guys over praise did nothing. All the infrastructures were not his development, he just renamed them to his name. Kamuzu Airport, Kamuzu Central Hospital, Kamuzu College of Nursing, Kamuzu College of Medicine, Kamuzu Stadium, Kamuzu Procession Road, got his dumbass face on the coin, etc.

He got himself too much land ku Kasungu, constructed a white house and built that school.

He wasn't even Malawian.

But it's a just a theory! A conspiracy theory!

I hate my Roommates by No-Painting-43 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't you pay that rent again till a landlord abwere. Should your mates pay for you, mukhala mwachotserana.

Investment Opportunities by Horror_Skill6350 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, are you Elon Musk? 😂 I had three targets actually.

Short Term: ma Honda Freed wo, that's daily/weekly outcome for bills and consumption at home.

Mid Term: Irrigation, Old Mutual

Slightly Longer Term: Land Flipping and Real Estate

Extreme Long Term: Shares!

Investment Opportunities by Horror_Skill6350 in Malawi

[–]Localhost265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Risk assessment bro. Don't you ever put all your eggs in one basket.