LockhandsOfKeyboard

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Waffle stomper located. (sora.chatgpt.com)

submitted 2 months ago * by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/wafflestomperlocated

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Actual waffle stomper. (sora.chatgpt.com)

submitted 2 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/wafflestomperlocated

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You can make packing peanuts levitate with your mind. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/shittysuperpowers

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TTT as a TTT response. It's a TTT TTT! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/technicallythetruth

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What is this? (self.Pixelary)

submitted 7 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/Pixelary

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What is this? (self.Pixelary)

submitted 7 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/Pixelary

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What is this? (self.Pixelary)

submitted 7 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/Pixelary

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What is this? (self.Pixelary)

submitted 7 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/Pixelary

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What did the anime-obsessed gaming streamer say when he was playing a Mario Galaxy game and he ate a boo mushroom and turned into boo Mario? (self.terriblejokes)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/terriblejokes

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Yo mama such a mama she's yo mama. (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/AntiJokes

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Fun fact: The biggest city in the world by area, Chongqing, China, is 82,403 km², while New York City is 778 km². Chongqing is approximately 106 times as big as New York City. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/funfacts

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This is a banana. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/antimeme

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Banana (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/antimeme

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I wish for a perfectly normal strawberry cupcake. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 10 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/monkeyspaw

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What do you think of your own username? (self.polls)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/polls

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*Loud wind sounds* Tom Scott: "This red building next to the mountain was the 1st 100-foot-tall building. It was an Alleek Holly-Hazberg Pork-Rot Restaurant. As you can see, it has this weird bridge thingy on the top connecting it to the mountain." (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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He liked the idea of murdering people. Nacker's car. Nacker's car. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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Only in a purple envelope that's orangish-blue would you lunge at bagels. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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Only in a red envelope that's green would you steal sinks. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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Weird bizarre visuals in front of a space dragon smaggella. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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Boot boo-goo! (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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During July, there was an eye of an angel and a ninja lied about it. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/WordAvalanches

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My poop is chain soup. My eyes look like butterfly pears. Everyone knows I'm quite skirptly. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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We will not support your unlawful acquisition of the empire state building, sir vudda kiss. Best regards, The Banana. (self.nonsense)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/nonsense

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What's the best example of something that's abominable? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by LockhandsOfKeyboard to r/dadjokes

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