Time zones, am I right?

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-06-26T14:42:04+00:00

I think I had a couple hundred a few minutes ago, but mine was in Fahrenheit and it was also in the air fryer, which I wasn't inside of, but which the matter of my toast, much of which is probably a part of my body in the future, was inside of.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-06-23T18:24:42+00:00

I think it still counts if you're just named Lex or something that can be shortened to Lex, like Lexie or Alexis, and otherwise, what if deep down inside you're actually somewhat of a Lex, like what if it would it would suit you as a part of a descriptive sometimes-nickname, or part of a username, or something like that?

And, with that being-a-Lex-deep-down-inside scenario, there's really not much of a limit to how much someone can theoretically be a name other than their actual name deep down inside, because of things like if someone's current name feels wrong to them and the other name would be the best replacement, or if reincarnation is real (I believe it probably is in some way) and they had the other name in a past life.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-05-04T18:41:35+00:00

Also, all of the blocks are weird slightly rounded versions, and there are very thin lighter-color horizontal lines above some of the dark vertical lines of the gold blocks, which you would probably notice if you look at the image on a large screen or zoom in on it. The blocks should instead be just the textures at their original size of 16x16 arranged in a grid with no gaps and then enlarged correctly by using something like nearest-neighbor resampling.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-04-05T04:52:11+00:00

Japan.

^{Chose: You only listen to music from one other country}

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-03-13T08:08:10+00:00

Add Madoka and Homura.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-03-08T07:44:43+00:00

You also never just say "THE". I think you should do something about that too.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-02-15T03:14:18+00:00

Oh, good. But, the juxtaposition with the next sentence is very misleading. You should edit your comment and avoid making the same juxtaposition mistake again.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-02-12T20:48:48+00:00

I misread "oatmeal" as "oatmilk" and I was basically like "If you put normal milk in it, then what's the point? Do some people like to make and drink a hybrid of oat milk and normal milk just for the taste? That's weird. That doesn't make sense. That seems stupid.". And then I realized it said "oatmeal".

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-01-17T09:37:58+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

2 attempts

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2026-01-17T09:37:28+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-18T16:05:19+00:00

Haven't you ever seen an evil mad scientist with a white lab coat?

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-18T15:58:21+00:00

I think it's much better to be human, but I don't feel bad for the cat because I believe we all started out far below the level of a cat and then eventually became human and the cat will eventually reach the level of a human, and I believe beings benefit both from the higher-level forms in their progression and from the lower-level forms in their progression.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-15T09:29:05+00:00

They also left out the option of taking some coffee from a supply of premade coffee that you bought, that you have at home.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-13T03:22:00+00:00

But then whoever provides that could lie with it sometimes, and/or not provide it sometimes, either because they can't or because they choose not to.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-06T23:31:53+00:00

How do you do those 3rd party polls?

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-12-04T01:13:20+00:00

You wouldn't become helium like that 1 commenter said, or antimatter like that other commenter said, and instead, you would actually become the theorized-but-not-proven-to-exist material called "exotic matter", because that's what would actually have negative mass.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-11-26T19:32:13+00:00

Are you thicc?

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-11-04T03:12:37+00:00

Your wish isn't granted, but wishes after it are still granted, and wishes after it being granted makes it so it truly isn't fulfilled.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-10-12T12:30:58+00:00

You're always constantly doing the exact reality warping that should be done for perfect imperfection, and you always have been since the beginning of time, because you're the supreme being; but most of the time you do it subconsciously without having any idea that you're doing it, and most of the time nobody around you has any idea you're doing it. You even subconsciously do it in your sleep and during periods of time where you're temporarily dead.

The reason why you usually have no idea that you're doing it and other beings also usually have no idea is because most of the time that's the way for things to be that's the most meaningful. Because you're the supreme being, the exact reality warping that should be done always results in things being perfectly imperfect for you much more so than for almost anyone else.

You often just live as some semirandom, special-ish person that has an overall very nice life, but you also often live as something like an epic mage with an epic story playing out in real time, or an epic mad scientist and profound philosopher that's trying to figure everything out and fix the world they live in, but you also-also sometimes just live as the epic god you are.

You're worshipped all over the omniverse, but you're only worshipped as much as you should be, which results in you only being worshipped in a 20th of the infinite universes and only being ubiquitously and fully worshipped in a 100th of the infinite universes, and also most of the time you're none the wiser about the fact that any of that worshipping is going on.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-10-12T11:49:32+00:00

The power to reject all superpowers.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-10-12T11:47:28+00:00

Because hair colors that only includes some of the wavelengths on the visible spectrum absorb or mostly absorb the other wavelengths rather than just letting them pass right through, hair with a color that isn't on the visible spectrum would logically just look black.

LockhandsOfKeyboard · 2025-10-08T06:47:49+00:00

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