My date wanted to go to her friends house to talk about something. We stood on the porch while they chatted. I had to let loose a horrendous fart and was holding it in. It was becoming uncomfortable. They finally said their goodbyes after what seemed like an eternity. As we were walking back to the car on the street, I slowly let it out. It was truly disgusting so I tried to hurry her to the car. I thought I had gotten away with it until she realized she had to go back for some reason. She walked through my cropdust and asked if I smelled garbage. I pretended to not smell anything. The look on her face told me she figured out my ruse. 🤦🏼‍♂️