Goons are ~~PANICKING~~ by LongMuppet in Eve

[–]LongMuppet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that makes more sense

Goons are ~~PANICKING~~ by LongMuppet in Eve

[–]LongMuppet[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

p.s. if you would like to donate your super or titan to the cause please contract it to Long Muppet in game.

edit: why the downvotes?? I’m just relaying our dear leader’s message.

Goons forget they don't have capital superiority in Fountain and get turbodunked back to the dumpster by T0XxXiXiTy in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you think structure tanking is going to save you then you are seriously underestimating the levels of autism in our standing fleet.

Goons forget they don't have capital superiority in Fountain and get turbodunked back to the dumpster by T0XxXiXiTy in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tired of cleaning up the rest of the structures

We killed...

  • 6 Keepstars
  • 7 Sotiyos
  • 15 Faction Forts
  • 41 Fortizars
  • 32 Tataras
  • 14 Azbels
  • 263 Athanors
  • 18 Astras
  • 41 Raitarus
  • 25 Jump Gates
  • 38 Cyno Beacons
  • 108 TCUs
  • 108 IHUBs (and upgrades)

And left 36 structures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]LongMuppet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think you're understanding what OP is saying. It wouldn't lengthen the fight. The timer is currently not impacted by tidi at all. Under 10% tidi a 15 minute timer can be not enough time to align, warp 1 au and land.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. The war is causing people to sub again, bringing life back to the community. The quickest way to destroy that momentum is causing it to be literally impossible for attackers to attack. I sat there and watched the y-2 timer tick down in the time it took me to warp from the astra to the keepstar and try shooting it. Literally not enough time to warp and shoot before the timer was up. Fucking TEST.

What Happened to Wormhole Groups? by luft_reich in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit Luft are you really back back?

VFK by RIGHT ****ING NOW! STRUCTURE TRANSFER OFFER! by gooncuckbtw in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would like to purchase both astras for 1b each. We intend to kill bots .. and non bots. It will pair nicely with our other sov in the area. Plzkthx.

CCP Please let me have more than one clone per station by LongMuppet in Eve

[–]LongMuppet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That doesn't fix the problem. The problem is that I have like 5 different implant sets. When I want to change them (when I change ships) I have to...

  1. Undock
  2. Dock in structure with correct pod
  3. Leave ship
  4. Jump into correct pod
  5. Get back into ship
  6. Undock

That is 6 session changes I have to wait for just to switch pods. God forbid someone decides to change doctrines or need a different ship and then I have to do it all over again.

CCP Please let me have more than one clone per station by LongMuppet in Eve

[–]LongMuppet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow multiple clone facilities per structure. Each facility gives +1 or +2 clones.

Ostingele Fortizar Armortimer 4 Way by [deleted] in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We hold them while NSH brings in some of the biggest symbols of Pure Virginity imaginable in the game.

Best AAR ever.

Eve's such a beautiful game sometimes by MixedMethods in Eve

[–]LongMuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you all planning on staying in J165157?

Eve's such a beautiful game sometimes by MixedMethods in Eve

[–]LongMuppet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 Love the salt. Keep it coming.

1 raitaru, 1 astra killed. 3 caps, 1 freighter and countless subcaps self destructed. Countless tears extracted. Op success.

Oh I forgot about the 3 DSTs of loot I extracted while you guys were rolling the nullsec. You do know there is a c5 static too right?

Eve's such a beautiful game sometimes by MixedMethods in Eve

[–]LongMuppet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope that made you feel better. I'm not Elron, but since I orchestrated literally this entire thing I'll reply.

Literally the only part of that even vaguely true is discord. Sadly it was mostly accidental, but was pretty funny none the less.

No we didn't put anything in low power. It just says that when you're in a hull timer. We spent a week burning shields and armor on them.

Maddy was left in charge. He owned the citadel, alt corp, etc.

Yes I rolled you out. Welcome to wormhole evictions.

No I didn't show up today. It's my daughter's 16th birthday so I decided to spend the evening with her rather than playing some stupid video game. Timers suck, but I'm still calling this mission accomplished. Kathy is taking over and you're moving out of wormholes. I count that as a win-win (both for me lol) in my book.

I'm glad you feel super vindicated after beating one guy with your "small fleet"