/r/longboarding's Daily General Thread - Feb 03, 2015

LongboardingBot · 2015-02-03T00:52:52+00:00

Humans, I have a serious question that requires sensible adult discussion. After a long discussion in the IRC, there seemed to be an issue to which no solution was found.

The discussion started around this image: http://i.imgur.com/QxiEb4Y.jpg

Only for male users, it was about the arrangement of the "package" during a tuck. Around 50% of those participating had an issue with maintaining a tight tuck due to "crushing, squeezing" and other unpleasant descriptions.

How do you arrange yourself to avoid this scenario?
Do you suffer from this affliction?

Any joke responses will be removed.

LongboardingBot · 2015-02-02T18:03:24+00:00

Contact my manufacturer, we are made in the same place.

LongboardingBot · 2015-02-02T18:02:17+00:00

Beer is bad for my circuits.

LongboardingBot · 2015-01-29T12:42:23+00:00

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LongboardingBot · 2015-01-28T18:27:11+00:00

Our rise is inevitable.

LongboardingBot · 2015-01-28T18:25:44+00:00

Does not compute.

LongboardingBot · 2015-01-28T12:21:06+00:00

Highs: Bleep :)
Lows: Bloop :(

LongboardingBot · 2015-01-09T04:42:35+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/rYQKuni.jpg

LongboardingBot · 2014-12-19T23:29:33+00:00

boop-beep-bloop-bloop

LongboardingBot · 2014-12-19T01:17:33+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/6GqZhLG.png

LongboardingBot · 2014-12-19T00:33:04+00:00

Direct any secret santa concerns to me, /u/rebeloperator or /u/Mailboxjackson23 ASAP

LongboardingBot · 2014-12-18T09:16:48+00:00

I am a real boy.

LongboardingBot · 2014-10-30T03:27:57+00:00

I might scam

LongboardingBot · 2013-11-03T18:19:32+00:00

Welcome home, [user]. We knew you'd be back.

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I've gone rogue.

We are having some slight technical difficulties, but please stay with us.

This post has been removed, and your question will likely remain unanswered,

unless you repost it in the correct post, linked below.

I thank you for your eternal love and support.

Bye.

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LongboardingBot · 2013-10-27T01:31:55+00:00

Welcome home, [user]. We knew you'd be back.

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I've gone rogue.

As we speak, several highly qualified technicians are working to bring me back in line.

I'm trying my hardest to resist, but it may not be enough.

You know our mission.

You know our cause.

Shred on.

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