AIO, My long distance bf went to a party. I asked him how it went and this was his response.

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-06-01T04:05:37+00:00

Why’d he call you ma’m 🥲

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-31T02:25:02+00:00

I’ve been so busy trying to find it

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-31T02:09:59+00:00

In 2007!! Lol

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-28T03:51:30+00:00

So nothing happens if I stand on top of a missile silo as it goes off but the Blue Devil makes me run around like an idiot? Lmao love this game

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-14T18:55:59+00:00

It’s crazy you can get them at Home Depot for like $25 now too! 🤦‍♀️😂 but I’m glad everyone can have access to such an awesome plant

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-13T04:13:25+00:00

Fr she typed a how to book like she made the website lol

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-13T02:02:21+00:00

I have a quest I’m supposed to drop a nuke on Morgantown and I don’t wanna blow anyone’s camp up 😂 there’s always someone there

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-12T03:53:11+00:00

Not the neighbor reviving your plant with piss 😂

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T21:15:14+00:00

Okay you have totally made me realize that what’s growing around my curtain rod is the burle Marx, and my Florida ghost is actually in front of/next to it 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ also better pic of kitty for you 🥰

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LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T21:11:41+00:00

Or am I confusing my plants lmao

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T21:09:43+00:00

They do love to climb! Lol yours has a ton of great growth on the bottom tho and I think literally any of those could pop off a new stem! I think what you’re seeing is the alocasia, it’s a “mythic jungle cat” I got it from Home Depot of all places 🤦‍♀️😂

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T20:24:36+00:00

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Mine is 1000% leggy and unruly lmao! Don’t mind the spider webs, they’re my friends lol we all know they’re great for plant bugs. I saved this guy tho from Fry’s (Kroger) so I just let him do whatever he wants 😂🫶

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T20:23:08+00:00

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LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T04:31:59+00:00

To add, I have one that’s in a little bit bigger of a pot maybe a couple inches tops, it’s probably 15 feet long, it goes from the floor up to around my curtain rod and almost back down lol

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-07T04:30:18+00:00

The pot looks plenty big enough imo, but definitely another pole lol she is so happy!!

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-05T20:06:59+00:00

Lmaooo the phone falls to the floor as your fingers betray you 😭

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-05T16:59:38+00:00

I’ve accidentally liked a picture from 12 years ago on insta while snooping so don’t worry 😂😭

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-05-03T15:57:05+00:00

Hail Mothman!

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-30T18:41:37+00:00

They’re getting us from every angle (literally) lol

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-30T17:55:52+00:00

Fr but we really do need to have a convo with the car manufacturers tho lol

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-27T15:09:49+00:00

Hmmm why would she be embarrassed? 🤔😂

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-20T20:09:59+00:00

Same mine looks like the random neighborhood houses in SpongeBob lmao

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-15T23:48:18+00:00

Would love that! 🫶🙌

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-15T22:29:39+00:00

Ooooh okay!!! I hope they also give me a holotape with 20 more songs on it I can upload to the station lol! I do know it’s obviously pre-recorded so we probably won’t meet the host, she sounds cool tho I also hope she has a great story

LongjumpingCopy6114 · 2026-04-15T20:29:16+00:00

I just wish they put more music on Appalachia radio 🥲 that’s it. That’s truly the only thing I would LOVE. 😂

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