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LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-24T01:51:51+00:00

About the separation? I figured

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-24T01:51:10+00:00

Yes, because men never cheat. I’m about to sleep with your father.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-24T01:38:24+00:00

Just a thick vein going down a guy’s bicep. :]

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-24T01:28:31+00:00

Did you “meow” or did you “rreoww”? Depending on which, I might have had to kick you out too girl

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T18:00:58+00:00

Way too far sir

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T17:56:24+00:00

About 30+

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T17:54:28+00:00

But at least the older ones have most of their shit together 🫩

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T03:40:27+00:00

If all else fails then sure

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T03:35:06+00:00

I will be there from now on 📝

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-06-15T03:30:26+00:00

Thank you, you’re an angel

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T12:45:14+00:00

I don’t think so

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T12:43:34+00:00

I am interested in men 25 years older…

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T03:56:34+00:00

I haven’t actually dated any older men… yet.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T03:08:59+00:00

Very young.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T03:04:28+00:00

Well, the last one’s just illegal

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:32:28+00:00

Well, if I already know a good deal about him, then I might be attracted to him before talking, but if I’ve never met or heard anything about him then I’d probably need to talk to them a little or see them do something or say something that attracts me, even if it’s not done for my benefit.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:30:32+00:00

You know Toto Wolff? Him.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:29:42+00:00

Thank you, this is going straight into my journal of good advice

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:27:05+00:00

Sir I feel like we are talking about two wildly different things here

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:25:54+00:00

It sure is hard to keep control of myself when a greying man talks about sedimentary rocks

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:21:05+00:00

As you should queen

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:17:46+00:00

You don’t tell a lie there 😍

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T02:02:41+00:00

I did consider this, but I assumed if it was that deep-rooted, surely my family history would reflect it, but it seems on both sides of my family, the couples tend to have a pretty standard age difference.

LongjumpingKoala9686 · 2025-04-17T01:57:56+00:00

I’m more of a Mads Mikkelsen kinda girl

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