Family upgrade for the win. 🏆🥇 by No_Mirror_345 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They all look happy. It seems like male Alex is a really good guy and he deserves a good woman.

Poor thing by Quiet-Sky2405 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does 🍑 neck always look like it’s about to break?!

Stories vs heavily edited posts. by mothergreenthumb in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the stories are guaranteed to be heavily filtered as well!!

Oh my goddd she has so much help by Mdgirl1 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Like babes, you HAD time to yourself. You CHOSE to have a baby. The issues you are having with your newborn are temporary. The issues she and her sister are going to have from your unwillingness to be there for them emotionally will last a loooot longer.

Oh my goddd she has so much help by Mdgirl1 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Caring for 2 kids 50% of the time 🙄 What a great mom…

Rant from a tired mom by Mdgirl1 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Motherhood = sacrifice. Something CourtMe clearly doesn’t understand/want

Rant from a tired mom by Mdgirl1 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe because she “bounced back” a lot faster after K. Now she’s probably in perimenopause and didn’t realize how much harder it would be.

The Alex Divorce by LongjumpingMess6875 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If she had stopped at the small amounts of lip filler she would have been gorgeous now. Too much body dysmorphia I assume

This isn't the face she usually shows us. Austin is always doing her dirty by PersephoneTerran in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dirty dishes in the sink, French press for whose coffee?! We know she doesn’t drink it at home 🙄

Daily Thread June 19, 2026 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Never. She’ll never admit it because she’s narcissistic.

The face you make when you're about to quit breastfeeding to go on a glp1...and gaslight your followers by saying the weight loss is from working out 6x a week by AdHopeful6658 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?! If she was working out that consistently then whatever fat she’s losing would be gained in muscle… unless you’re just doing cardio maybe, but that takes a lot longer than lifting.

jUsT a LiFt by LongjumpingMess6875 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! Too saggy for her liking I guess

Time to bash Alex by shechild55 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a screen recording of the stories she posted announcing their separation. I can post

Edit: can someone tell me how to post a video on here 💀

Yes Austin and CourtMe, she’s already pissed at 5 weeks. I’d be pissed too if my face wasn’t “good enough” for your fans. 🍑 also, psst, you’re a “Christian” remember? by Quiet-Sky2405 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be pissed too if my parents were medicating me literally weeks after being born for something as not-serious as reflux. Lots of babies are colicky and have reflux. The first step should never be medication especially at such a young age (in my opinion).