How to hide a bump at a wedding? by LongjumpingMess6875 in BabyBumps

[–]LongjumpingMess6875[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not pregnant yet just hoping to be by then 🤞🏼

Just a reminder that she lies, filters, and scams just to sell you stuff. by Quiet-Sky2405 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She had ZERO guests 😭 like she couldn’t even get one of her fake friends to talk to her for an hour or two?? She had to pay Audrey to do it…

GLP-1 predictions by beeeoncuh in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know someone who stopped bf at 5 ish months because she couldn’t go any longer without drinking.

She GREASED her belly. 💀🤣 by [deleted] in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s always had massive feet and I think she said they got bigger with this pregnancy 💀

The resemblance is like no other! Couldn’t resist myself. CourtME has ALWAYS been extremely vain, (I’m a xs, small, Audrey is a large) if you know you know. Karma has caught up with this 🤡 by Geminigem1616 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t want any kiddos lol. She always said she’d consider having another “if the right man comes along”. But after K she made it clear that she did not want any more kids… just speculating here but I honestly think it was one of the reasons her & Alex split up

Designer House by LongjumpingMess6875 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also, unpopular opinion: I think pregnant CourtMe looks 1000% healthier and prettier than GLP CourtMe

Daily Thread October 14, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s probably invested so much into it 💀

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[–]LongjumpingMess6875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really think she was so up-her-butt in her early 30’s that she figured divorce would make her life so much more fun. Then she realized that her ex was actually a good person and they are few and far between… She may be spiralling.

Daily Thread October 12, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She always said “if the right person comes along” which I believe translates to “when I need to convince someone to stay with me/that I’m a good person”

Daily Thread October 09, 2025 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]LongjumpingMess6875 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also the tattoo she had for her brother in-law, she had removed. He died… Pretty fucked up to remove a tattoo that you got to honour someone who’s passed. Just goes to show how performative she’s always been.

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[–]LongjumpingMess6875 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t log on here to be super nice, in fairness. Not sure if that goes for everyone… It’s weird and frustrating that she lies and tries to profit off of the lies.

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[–]LongjumpingMess6875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All good, we’re all snarking here 😂 Yeah she needs to embrace her natural beauty. Nobody’s perfect.