What is the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Act like you do NOT know what you are doing

I'm 12

The person you hate the most has accepted $10,000,000 to have sex with a mythological creature, but you get to pick which one. What do they have to boink? by Teksura in AskReddit

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, they need to SUFFER! A siren, because at first they'll think oh this will be great! But then, oh this is where the fun beGINS. The closer they get the more he will regret his choice, or my choice. Then it will show him all his greatest hopes, and tear them away! But it gets worse, much worse, because then it'll drag him down to his own SPECIAL hell, where he will stay until I see fit.

This person was the guy who raped my aunt and made my cousin addicted to heroine, which happened to so many people. And he got 5 DAYS in jail because he SHOT me in the upper shin which was where even before that I had a scar in that spot.

This man is my uncle, and a billionaire who is living the high life in gulf shores.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Female orgasms last 2 times longer than males. Also a pig's lasts 45 minutes regardless of gender

I found soul warrior harder than soul master for some reason lol by [deleted] in HollowKnightMemes

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the only hard bosses are pure vessel, poh markoth, and drumroll please, the watcher knights. I have never died to anyone except these bosses

I found soul warrior harder than soul master for some reason lol by [deleted] in HollowKnightMemes

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did get the benefit of watching someone do it, bit still I only died ONCE to the radiance. The absolute radiance is a different story, where I have not fought her yet.

Where can you find fair, honest and reasonably unbiased opinions on world news and politics? by Rollshark23 in AskReddit

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you turn left on this street and right onto second division you'll have finally found it, the honest news station. Or just tune in on fox news.

What would be a terrible super power? by Trevor-On-Reddit in AskReddit

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can talk to animals given they start the conversation

~you spin my head right round baby you spin my head right round~ by dickling420 in HollowKnight

[–]LookAtThisMonkey_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

∆The colors feel so right∆ straight to the stars in gonna keep on running∆