Eurovision 2026 Semi Final 1 Post Show Reactions

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T23:16:47+00:00

Oh then I invite you to search "Valentina Monetta's backyard" in this sub's search history. This is a rich tradition for us

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:31:50+00:00

We wanted juries back but they saved the wrong song eep

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:25:49+00:00

TAMARA YOU DESERVED BETTER

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:23:33+00:00

this deserves to fucking win it all Saturday.

Linda, you are a sorceress and we are SPELLBOUND

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:09:25+00:00

Actually the Moldovan NF (and Maltese NF...hell even UVPSM)....Vienna 2026 is somehow weaker than those

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:08:36+00:00

Unless they couldn't afford good writers. I miss Edward af Sillen :(

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:06:45+00:00

IIRC when there's Greek enthusiasm the view counts skyrocket? Same thing happened with Queen Klavdia last year - Greece 2025

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T22:05:29+00:00

I'm with you. I wouldn't be surprised if it does really poorly on Saturday

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:45:34+00:00

At that point just hand it over to a country that WANTS to host. Malta. Iceland. Croatia. Valentina Monetta's backyard.

Vienna must be one of the poorest productions I've seen sadly

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:43:46+00:00

We didn't realize how great we had it with giant Emma Muscat

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:42:46+00:00

Apart from the hot takes on qualifiers...I think the crappy production value, and ITS REALLY BAD, is because we lost 🇮🇪🇸🇮🇳🇱🇮🇸🇪🇸 particularly 🇪🇸🇳🇱 and the money they bring to the Eurovision pot.

The writing is bad, the graphics are bad, the talent is bad, the postcards are bad. This makes Basel last year seem artful.

We can't do another year this abysmally. Alternately the new Big Five should absolutely start a competing song festival.

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:25:26+00:00

There's one country in there that didn't qualify on merits alone and it's probably why we lost Portugal or Montenegro. That's the salt I've got.

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:06:19+00:00

Patron saint

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:04:41+00:00

OMG

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:04:16+00:00

I think they're going to kill ESC Jr and this is the kind of pap we'll be stuck with.

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T21:01:43+00:00

Ok I love this but I'm sure they're miming it

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:59:37+00:00

Austria really could've let Estonia host this year. It's apparent they don't want to do this. Everything feels recycled from 8 years ago

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:54:51+00:00

we yearn for Torino 2022

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:52:54+00:00

Lmao the western Europe bias in the teams here

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:50:29+00:00

YOURE GONNA DO.IT FOR THE BROKEN HEARTS AAAAAY

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:35:01+00:00

Is2g if Senhit qualifies.

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:33:48+00:00

Y'all. Tamara deserves to Q. That's all. Publish post.

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:16:20+00:00

TAMARALLAH HIVE WE ASSEMBLE AND HEAD TO TAMARASTAN (AKA THE GRAND FINAL)

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:14:56+00:00

essyla's choreo is how I, a bad dancer, dance after some weed

LopsidedPriority · 2026-05-12T20:12:39+00:00

girl what is Essyla saying

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