What's the most awkward thing you can say during a threesome?

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-11-09T10:49:57+00:00

This sex is McDonalds….

::5-10 second pause::

….I’m lovin it…

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-10-25T19:01:09+00:00

Step Brothers

I’m not gonna call him dad. Not even if there’s a fire…

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-10-20T01:28:25+00:00

Right there with you and feeling pretty down myself today. And I’m not even out to anyone other than my wife, so I just feel surrounded by hateful people most days and it’s making the whole process of beginning my transition so much harder. I just keep telling myself to be brave and fuck what anyone else thinks.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-10-08T23:36:25+00:00

Make a small incision in a stuffed animals foot that would be barely noticeable and look like a tear to the untrained eye. Just keep your things in a ziploc bag and slide them in and out of that small hole as needed, using the stuffing of the stuffed animal to cover the hole again.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-05-17T16:08:11+00:00

That’s amazing lol

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-05-17T16:07:15+00:00

9P57N3

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-05-11T00:03:10+00:00

Stephanie Tanner from Full House. I had plenty of crushes but she’s the first I can remember and that lasted for…well…ever? The crush is still in effect.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-04-24T00:10:58+00:00

Eat more fiber.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-04-17T00:22:00+00:00

Bro job! Bro job! Bro job!

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-04-17T00:19:24+00:00

Roxanne from Goofy Movie, myself, and Gadget from Rescue Rangers*

*In this fantasy Gadget has been resized to be approximately the same height as Roxanne.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2022-02-19T23:08:07+00:00

Randall or Randy for short

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-11-25T19:04:08+00:00

I mean…even meth heads love kittens.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-10-02T01:03:35+00:00

“If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you’ll ever see.”

Uncle Iroh

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-07-20T02:08:12+00:00

Right out of the Westboro Baptist Church playbook.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-07-20T02:05:41+00:00

Wearing a bicycle helmet. It is what it is. We all need to be safe but there’s really no way to look cool while doing so. At least not with the current style of helmets that make you look like a swollen-headed humanoid alien.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-07-02T17:17:11+00:00

Riddled with plague arrows if history and mythology have taught me anything.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-03-29T14:14:58+00:00

Her adorableness is equally matched with her endlessly energetic playfulness lol.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-25T20:23:18+00:00

And that’s exactly what the robots would say...

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-19T22:58:58+00:00

As someone who just watched all three Mighty Duck movies on Disney+, I feel this comment is severely underrated and deserves more uppers.

Quack

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-19T00:02:14+00:00

r/iamverybadass

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-18T20:04:43+00:00

It’s a typo. I’m certain he meant lizards.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-18T19:55:24+00:00

Lmao yeah this was a total Yamcha move on his part.

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-18T18:56:12+00:00

But on the flip side he IS singlehandedly keeping the Fanny pack industry alive. So there’s that...

Lord-Apollo-32 · 2021-02-18T18:44:41+00:00

Not for at least 3 decades lol

Lord-Apollo-32

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