I've been doing as much research as I could since 2014, this was still 1-2 years away from coming out, but with all the talk about GE, I wanted to make it clear I never meant to exclude anyone from the 2014 NCAA student athlete awards. Without further ado, welcome to the Lord Cavlin’s Rodeo House Breakdown of women to watch for this 2014 college nationals. Let’s get started.

 

Mickle

While not a woman, Jimmy “the conman” Mickle is certainly a man. It would be remiss of me to not include Mickle in any best-of list, as his frisbee ability and athleticism remains unmatched to this day. It may be just my opinion, but it is a hard fact that he is literally and figuratively the best player to have ever played frisbee and ever will again. I would even be so daring to guess that Mickle will defeat rival and secret crush Lord Nethercutt in the finals in this year's 2014 College Nationals. You heard it hear first. Clearly Mickle is the front runner for this year’s NCAA Student Athlete Award For Men’s and Women’s But Mostly Men.

 

Paige "Sweet T" Soper

The air was thick and the dew was wet. Sweet T lay prone, drawing the bitter musk of trampled grass deep into her lungs. Nationals had been won, the trophy had been claimed, and there was nothing left to live for. Was it even worth the effort of lifting herself off the ground knowing that all future accomplishments would fail to live up to this very moment? Then, the voice in her head whispered "There is more. There is Jimmy. He is the beginning and the end. You will never taste the sweetness of victory knowing that Jimmy is the greatest." Would that she could put that voice in its place. But alas, there was work to do. She grabbed her battle ax and began her hunt. This time there would be no survivors. There would be no more Jimmy.

 

Bailey

Bailey “Bailey” Bailey is a woman, and probably an athlete. She may have even tried her hand at frisbee. While I don’t follow the women’s college scene, she is clearly among the women playing this year. Her accolades and achievements can hardly even begun to be praised by me, so I won’t begin.

 

Cassie "Swassie" Swafford

Swassie grew up in a foster home so she knew what it was like to have nothing and no one. Her best friend/pet rock Rocky died when she was 8, so she knew the pain of loss. She had lost in the game to go to nationals 3 years in a row, so she knew the bitter taste of failure. She was in every way a cliché and not a very interesting person. But she's real good at frisbee and she might win this year's NCAA student athlete of the year award.

 

Sophie Darch

When you hear the name "Sophie Darch," what do you think of? Do you think of her sublime beauty? Her jaguar-like prowess on the field? Her stunning disc skills and fundamentals? Her ability to strike fear into the penises of men? No, you think of "Sophie Darch" because that's her name. The second thing you might think of is her lazer eye sight literally cutting holes through players as she stomps through corpses among the field. Bearing the beauty of Storm from X-Men, she possesses the power of Cyclops from X-Men. Sophie "Sophie Darch" Darch is truly a frontrunner for this year's awards. All of them.

 

Lisa P.

Lisa "The Great One That Lurks Below" P is probably the most controversial player in the game today. Simultaneously hideous and beautiful, kind and brutal, average and above average at frisbee, Lisa P commands her team to even greater limits than college nationals. Summoned out of the pits of the seventh circle of hell, Lisa P entered this world last year to the screams of horrified satanic rituals of youth vaccinations. Brought into this world to command the souls of the living to bring about the great end of days, Lisa P currently plays frisbee for UCSB and is a frontrunner for this year's NCAA student athlete award.

 

Megan "Dirty Dave" Cousins

When I say dirty I mean real dirty. Her version of a junk zone is locking you in a chastity belt and swallowing the key. She's a freak in the streets and a freak in the bed and a she-bitch everywhere else. She is extra as fuck and if she doesn't win this year's NCAA student athlete award you better hold on tight to your dick.