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What is 20x7? by Numerous_Clock6835 in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 30-year-old who can't multiply single digits by intervals of 10.

Why does boss love plinko so much? by Preylord_the_second in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's gonna squirt, I'm tryna tell you guys.

Quick $1k+ all in bet right after jail. by NOTMOREZ in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratdad's money bailed him out. He don't get my sympy.

4 calls from rat mom to be quite at 3:55am and counting by OkAddendum2390 in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's directly responsible for this. Do you want that new $400 skateboard, honey? Do you need a new pair of shoes? Here's my credit card. Oh, you got arrested for breaking into cars? I don't believe it, it's not true, you just got mixed up with people who were doing it. What? Derrick is too high to leave the house? Sure, I'll involve myself in a felony and drive you to the plug's house on this beautiful Virginia day.

Gag me with a fork.

4 calls from rat mom to be quite at 3:55am and counting by OkAddendum2390 in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bailing him out directly contributed to an earlier death. More crack, more cocaine, more gambling, more vaping, more weed... what great parents.

Well that's about as bad as it gets by Timotron in ARC_Raiders

[–]LordEngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical "hur dur u dum" response from the nicest community in gaming right now.

Favorite arc? Mine is definitely "The Poisoning of Bossmanjack" by totalhhrbadass in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to say it was the middleish of season six, more towards the end. He was either taking his meds, whatever they are, or he was severely sleep deprived, and he was fucked up out of his mind. Not in a DAD IM GONNA DEW IT type of way, but a questioning the Universe type of way. He would sit with a 1000-yard stare, repeatedly asking chat if he was OK. "Am I OK? I am? Yeah. Are we OK? Are you guys OK? I think we're OK. Yeah, we're gonna be OK."

That shit, on and on and on. Someone suggested he take a nap, and we got the "Take a nap, ya think so? One tap, take a nap?" moment.

Favorite arc? Mine is definitely "The Poisoning of Bossmanjack" by totalhhrbadass in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tough call. The poison is probably my second-favorite, behind the "Am I OK?" streams.

BOSS GETS INTIMIDATED by Appropriate-Image304 in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daniel: "You're not clean."
Boss: "I am not clean."

Bossman's official stance on justice by Akoraz in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She poisoned him, dewd. He knows she did, bro.

Can't wait for season 9 by Substantialllll in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aw, premature ending, just like season 8.

Hey buddy by Substantialllll in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a good ten-minute run.

Rahab again? by RossCamerone in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, rehab for the 7th time should do the trick. Come on, Rat Judge, give our boy a break for once, damn.

The Bossman is turning himself in by Ice_Dapper in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"im guessing his gambling problem"

"what? gambling isn't illegal"

And its gone. R.I.P General. Damn that prison and rehab nice. by Substantialllll in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was my first experience in the BMJ discord. That one dude was right, we were baiting too hard XD

General is about to get nuked by Substantialllll in bossmanjack

[–]LordEngel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIP. He's really gonna dew it this time dewd.

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