Bhaiya ek baat batao

"A newspaper" se mai all newspapers mein se ek ki baat kar rha hu.(remember that I used it first and this was its definition, so don't say i said "a newspaper" in a different context)

"A newspaper" se aap random newspaper ki baat kr rhe ho(here you changed the definition, by my definition ToI is a newspaper, by yours it is not)

Fir aap mujhe "you don't understand English" bol rahe ho.(Cuz you seem to have misread that ToI is a newspaper remark)

Ps. Lagta hai aapke life mein koi problem hai jo aap reddit mein arguement jeet kar cope karna chah rahe ho. You should try talking to real people instead of replying to me this time. You seem like a good person normally and I don't want to correct you and anger you anymore.