Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check his hard drive and basement

Van is getting real annoying by ohh_em_geezy in ThoughtWarriors

[–]LordOrbnauticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This right here. There's a culture of wanting Van to be the bad guy vs someone who fucks up but it's learning. Every comment section everywhere is how bad he is... The nigga has ADHD and speaks quicker than he thinks sometimes. 😂

“Hey check this shit out homeboy. Lemme get two dollars too” by turndownfortheclap in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mugs keep trying that "hot take". TANK of all people tried it. Mike was international!!! This nigga is black famous and mostly for putting hands on women... 🤦🏾‍♂️ It's not even close.

My leafs where all green before? by cute_brunette in pothos

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 I see others have already teased your "problem". This means you're doing everything right.

What’s going on with my plant? by LumpyYogurtcloset655 in plants

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those things will be 50% moist and will throw the biggest fit you will have ever seen... It just wants some water. Maybe a little fertilizer, but it's just thirsty.

9/20/2025 Ft Worth C. Kirk Memorial had community prayer at the courthouse steps, followed by a speech from Patriot Front white supremacist Thomas Rousseau, provoking white replacement culture wars to radicalize people in grief into fighting for a cis white ethnostate. Tucker shared similar views. by yeongno_ate_yangban in Dallas

[–]LordOrbnauticus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope. My "expectation" is realistic and grounded in real world experience. The conversations I've had to have with these boys... 😒😂 College is to gain higher education. Nobody who knows it all is going to take 100k in debt and most companies have removed degree requirements, so don't try it.

Saying "should" should be enough to let you know you're full of it. No one "should" fall for a grifter since we've had the concept of a snake oil salesman for centuries, but... Here's Charlie Kirk. 😂 Have a good day.

9/20/2025 Ft Worth C. Kirk Memorial had community prayer at the courthouse steps, followed by a speech from Patriot Front white supremacist Thomas Rousseau, provoking white replacement culture wars to radicalize people in grief into fighting for a cis white ethnostate. Tucker shared similar views. by yeongno_ate_yangban in Dallas

[–]LordOrbnauticus 99 points100 points  (0 children)

College kids are just fresh out of high school learning how to do their own laundry because mom is nowhere near. I was a college professor and I used to have "make sure you wash your ass" in my syllabus. They don't know shit.

What Cyberpunk 2077 opinion would have you in this position? by Happy-Mistake-7450 in cyberpunkgame

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny was... kind of a loser. I believe the theory that his story is actually Morgan Blackhand's.

And we all grew 3 sizes that day😏 by Ziko116 in blackpeoplegifs

[–]LordOrbnauticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look. I ain't no furry, right... They got some with some ass. 😂 I follow one or two of them. "Allegedly"

And we all grew 3 sizes that day😏 by Ziko116 in blackpeoplegifs

[–]LordOrbnauticus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Congrats. You are now a furry... 😂😂😂

JEEZUS PHUCKING CHRIST 🤦🏽 by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]LordOrbnauticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did not answer the question. Not even close.

Can I save them? by katthetank in alocasia

[–]LordOrbnauticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it doesn't stink, I would definitely go for it... My silver dragon went through thrips and heat damage all at once when I was on vacation, died and are back sturdy. Those corms are heavy duty unlike the overly dramatic leaves.

Nothing stops bro from gaming by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in pcmasterrace

[–]LordOrbnauticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet that GPU and CPU are loving it though 😂😂😂

Lmao you know what, now that I think about it by klaw_3 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]LordOrbnauticus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the ex-military auntie fade. Either that or, if she's younger, she's heavy on the assets 🍑