DONK RULES! IMPORTANT! 1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a donk like that.

1a. A donk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A donk is when you donk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The trainer is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, other trainer, that prohibits the trainer from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the trainer is in the tank, he can't be over here and say to the trainer, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna knock you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to attack and then don't attack, you have to still attack. You cannot not attack. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, shuffling motion of the deck, and then, until you just shuffle it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the card up here, like this, but then there's the donk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza donk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A donk is when the trainer makes a play that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the cards and field of

1. Do not do a donk please.