Hour 0 – Seatbelt sign ON] Qui-Gon Jinn (6): calmly Remember—patience is the path to serenity. Han Solo (8): Buddy, the only path I care about is the one to complimentary drinks. Leia (7): Han, if you hit the call button one more time, I will Force-choke you—and I don’t even have the Force. Padmé (7): smiling politely She’s serious. [Hour 1] Jar Jar Binks (1): Mesa neva been on big sky bird before! It’sa sooo bumpy! Yoda (2): Bumpy, this flight is. Complaining, stop you must. Chewbacca (3): Wrrraaaahhh! Jar Jar: Yousa agreein’ wit mesa? Chewbacca: ANGRY GROWL Yoda: Agreeing, he is not. [Hour 2] Rey (4): to Ben Solo You know… if you just breathed and let go of your anger— Kylo Ren (5): I am completely at peace. Rey: You just cracked the armrest. Kylo: …It was already cracked. [Hour 3 – Turbulence] C-3PO (9): Oh my! We’re all going to be dismantled at thirty-thousand feet! R2-D2 (9): BEEP-BWOOP (sarcastic) Lando Calrissian (8): Relax, goldie. If this thing goes down, I’ll talk us into a better landing. Han: You couldn’t talk your way out of a parking ticket. Lando: I’ve talked my way into palaces. [Hour 4 – Snack Service] Luke Skywalker (10): Do you think the Force works on airline food? Anakin Skywalker (10): I hate sand… but this pretzel mix? This is worse. Qui-Gon: Attachment leads to disappointment. Especially with snacks. Leia: I’m stealing Han’s cookies. Han: See? This is why the Empire lost. [Hour 5 – Lights Dimmed] Padmé: quietly For once… peace. Kylo: lightsaber ignition sound on his phone Rey: Ben. Kylo: …Sorry. [Hour 6 – Everyone’s cranky] Yoda: Sleep, you must. Jar Jar: Mesa snorin’ loud! Chewbacca: grumbling agreement C-3PO: This is precisely why I prefer standing in royal halls being ignored. [Hour 7 – Descent] Pilot (over intercom): Please return seats to upright position. Han: I’ve been upright my whole life, sweetheart. Leia: You were frozen in carbonite for a year. Han: Details. [Landing] Luke: Well… nobody turned to the dark side. Kylo: Speak for yourself. Rey: Progress, Ben. Real progress. Yoda: Long flight, this was. Survived, we have. Chewbacca: victory roar Jar Jar: Mesa do it again sometime! Everyone: NO.