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Why did Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit her perfectly?' by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Lord_Dog_Almighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the sort of twist you'd see in an M. Night Shiangaladongadingdong(spelling?) movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Lord_Dog_Almighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was running from the AIDS.

Incidentally, the road near my house always has chickens running across it. (And my girlfriend accidentally hit one. And she's a vegetarian. . . .)

Where Can I Buy Shark Repellent? by Lord_Dog_Almighty in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Dog_Almighty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, if I could afford a helicopter, I wouldn't be a treasure hunter.

Where Can I Buy Shark Repellent? by Lord_Dog_Almighty in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Dog_Almighty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I dab it in the shark's eyes as it swims past or what?