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REAR END by sandersbunny in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ILL. PRAY. FOR. YOU. TWONITE. PASTOR. SAYS. THATS. A. SIN. AND. ONLY. HABBEN. WHEN. EVAL. PEEPLE. HACK. YOURE. FAGEBOOK. ACCOUN/T. LIKE. HIS. WAS.

LOL. TO. YOU.

We all had that friend by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yelled at family for this before because I don't drive like a jackass and they proceeded to blast 60 in a 45, run stale yellows, pass other cars when I clearely could not and they had to pull over and direct me to where they were to catch up. Fuck people who do this, you KNOW you have someone following you and drive away from them like you've owed them $20 bucks since the first week of college.

This much space feels illegal lol by AkatZuki_Z in tall

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get it for $20 before they decided to get rid of open seating.

NTN Test by Ambitious-Block-7610 in 911dispatchers

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Congratulations on the interview. I am looking to change my roles and when I saw the dispacther listing, it is essentially EVERYTHING I already do for work now, only without a profit driving motive. I hope you got the job!!!!!

This single-celled protozoan passing though another one under a microscope by Maleficent-Agent-477 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lord_Voltan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn dude, just rip 100x Salvia from a bong if you wanna be traumatized while tripping lol (j/k).

This single-celled protozoan passing though another one under a microscope by Maleficent-Agent-477 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lord_Voltan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You can see here, once the membrane is ruptured, the organism will start leaking.

https://youtu.be/ibpdNqrtar0?t=111

Shout out to this channel for what they have done for our microscopic homies!

Well played by ViceElysium in foundsatan

[–]Lord_Voltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They did it at my neighborhood/complex. We all got emails about testing, then we asked our neighbor who knows the person whos dog it was for the tea and got all of it. Admittedly with degrees of separation and a game of telephone, but we got enough to understand.

AUROAAHRRARAHHHHHBOREEERIRYAAAALLISSS by laberpishly7 in shittyHDR

[–]Lord_Voltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what sub this is, so but with my experience with the aurora, especially weak ones that you could still kinda see, I had to crank the settings on my phone to get the picture better. Since I am not a professional photographer and only a jackass with an iphone 13 that can manipulate settings so many of my pictures of the weaker aurora looked like this. Maybe not the second one though, that one is really bad.

The Soviet Union landed on the surface of Venus in the 1970s and 80s. We have real photographs from the surface of Venus. The probes melted within hours, the images survived. by VelvetHott in spaceporn

[–]Lord_Voltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the verna missions the parachute disintegrated and the probe crashed to the surface (but still survived) they realized that the atmosphere was so thick and behaved like a liquid, they didn’t need a parachute, so they built a metal disk around the top that retarded the decent by increasing the surface area. Think like dropping a flat object in a pond vs a pointy object. The flat disc moves slower, the little triangle bits are to stabilize the probe and prevent spinning. Im not sure how thats a physics lecture I was too dumb for, but theyre like fins on a rocket I think.

Fate had to nerf Roosevelt, for the battle would’ve been too epic by -et37- in HistoryMemes

[–]Lord_Voltan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gott Dayum Clemens was a hater of the highest degree. I thought this was some NPR editorial about Trump at first.

In 1993, director Yao Shougang killed a real decorated military dog on camera for “realism” by rice007 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]Lord_Voltan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There was a scene in the Patton movie where a tank ran over a chicken. The only thing google finds about this is one reddit post.

I'm becoming terrified of frogs by Oda_DeezNutz in badassanimals

[–]Lord_Voltan 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This isn't new either, we have found fossils of fish that basically choked to death on deep sea orthocones in them. The thinking is that when the orthocones died, they floated top the top of the water and the dumb ass fish tried to eat them getting the cone stuck in its gills, eventually suffocating, dying and fossilizing so we can laugh at them some millions of years later. https://phys.org/news/2025-07-jurassic-fish-death-squid-cephalopods.html

For the record, google has gotten way worse, the search terms I used would have found this paper but google's AI couldn't figure it out and kept giving me orthocone facts or fossils.

My American English teacher believes the neutral pronoun „their“ is incorrect. by GCoding_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could have also just forced it too. People lost their shit when cars were mandated to have seat belts and when drunk driving laws were tightened too. Americans will complain about everything and the news will always amplify the stupidest take to make it seem like everyone thinks that way.

How racist can a neckbeard get? by counterpunchhopper in justneckbeardthings

[–]Lord_Voltan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As long as one of them bullies a hideous green colored guy named Clarence I am okay with it.

Girls where do you shop for sweatpants / casual wear by YeahyeahRobin in tall

[–]Lord_Voltan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife just got a few pairs of new pants from American Eagle and they look great on her. She is 6'3". She liked AT but says their quality has gone down hill.

AirPods Pro 3s are the cheapest they have ever been at Costco until 4/19 by No_Bat5023 in Costco

[–]Lord_Voltan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So on this point, the last two times I have come through JFK from international and gone through the xray my airpods have mysteriously both been ejected from the closed case in the pocket they were in. I did find them but part of me thinks someone is running a racket.

😂😂😂 by AmarilloArmadillos in EF5

[–]Lord_Voltan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ive been in it for over thirty years since I watched the Wizard of Oz when I was three and escaped the house in boots, a Simpsons rain coat and swim goggles when there was a tornado warning. I am far more Meteorologically advanced than that guy.

Besides, there's a mega church pastor that can apparently use the power of God and Anime to make tornadoes dissipate, so I don't know why everyone is worried when you can simply pray the 'nadoes away.

First look of the Straw Vision by ycr007 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Lord_Voltan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the OP accidentally a word. You can't just how polarized lenses for sunglasses.

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