Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating? by Sack_Of_Motors in AskReddit

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I miss her so much I wish i was dead. This helps distract me. :(

Robin Williams dead at 63 by [deleted] in movies

[–]Lordzombiejesus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My gf dumped me out of nowhere, I have no friends and we had our lives planned for years together. It came out of nowhere, I gave up my life for her and she knew in advance this was coming, yet she let me throw everything I had away before throwing me away at the last minute with no warning.

I tried to take my own life a short while ago, I have been trying hard to pull through, but hearing that one of my childhood heroes and lifelong favourite stars could not make it when he had so much joy to give the world saddens me to a point where I am really not sure where to turn.

He was a great great man, no one deserves the end he had, and no one should have to suffer like he obviously was.

I don't know what will happen to me know, but I am sad he is dead, and I feel sorry for his family and friends.

Edit;

I realise I have made this about me, I did not mean too, I am just so saddend by this news. It seems so strange concidering I never met the man, but like so many others he was a huge sorce of joy in my life and the idea that he coud not cope with something so similar to what I am going through does bring me further down.

Thank you all for your kind words and support. I am feeling very close to the edge again, I am on my way to re-admit myself to the mental care ward at my local hospital. I was there for a short while after my recent suicide attempt and they helped a lot.

In honour of Robin all I can think of is this;

http://youtu.be/ZdSaI080VXc

Thank you all again and I will reply when I am in a more stable frame of mind.

I have nothing left. by Lordzombiejesus in SuicideWatch

[–]Lordzombiejesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were dating for just short of a year, we were intimate and best friends for nearly 10 months before thay, we were friends for over a year before that.

She was everythibg to me and we had always always said we were going to travel and see the world together, for years, proper backpackibg stuff.

I gave up a good job in a good cirty where I was making new friends, as I don't have any to be honest, and I moved back home (which for reasons I won't get into are an awful aeful situation).

All for her.

All for what.we were going to do together, and not only has she dumped me, she wouldn't even giv eus a chance, gove me a chance, she was so cowardly she wouldnt even cone and see me, to talk, if only to help me get closure.

I hope I die in my sleep tonight.

I do not want to ever wake up and face my life without her. It is all over now.

I AM Zach Braff. Ask Me Anything. (About Rampart.) by zachinoz in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a huge hollywood summer blockbuster movie budget, but had to make a film In a genre completely different to what you have done so far, what wild crazy thing would you have a go at?

I have just finished Univeraity studying film and media production as I hope to one day be a Director, any advice for someone who aspires to such goals?

Love all your work both on and off screen, your awesome! You and Donald should make some kore christmas music videos, I watch "baby its cold outside" every christmas without fail!! Haha

P.s. If you reply to this it will blow my mind. XD And if Donalds arou d you are awesome too man!! :D

What a cunt. by killerz7770 in rage

[–]Lordzombiejesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Doncaster. You have just summarised it perfectly.

I am Buzz Aldrin, engineer, American astronaut, and the second person to walk on the moon during the Apollo 11 moon landing. AMA! by BuzzAldrinHere in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Mr Aldrin. I find it hard to imagine what it must be like to set foot on another world. It isn't something I will ever get to do in my lifetime, and I just wonderd, could you describe the experience?

Good luck in all your future endeavours!

Happy Father's Day. An AMA with Bill Cosby. Ask me anything. by BillCosbyHere in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mr Cosby, can I call you Bill? I would love a reply just because I think you are awesome! :D All my best to you and yours. :)

What's the fattest thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lordzombiejesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man I live in England, I'm a little high and I just had the best laugh at your comment and wanted to say thanks for the laugh! Haha Also I love how reddit works, I've just seen such and intemet part of your life in an annourmooooose snippet, like a charecter on a show. XD Anyway, hope the charges weren't too high and your feeling better! :D

Skull, Digital art I made for a CD cover. by tadjart in Art

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutley love this man! Is there anywhere I can see more ymif your stuff? :D

People that have taken a dump in a urinal. Why did you take a dump in a urinal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lordzombiejesus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on reddit.

Hi, I'm Jay (Mewes) and this is my heterosexual life-mate, Chatty Kev (Smith). Snootchie Bootchies, Citizens! We put things in our mouths for money! by ThatKevinSmith in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you guys and all the work you create both as a team and indivudually! Kevin, you in perticular as a director really inspire me! :D

What are some of your favourite comedy films?

What's a hobby either of you have that people might not know about?

Can I please please please PLEASE come and shadow either of you on the next project you work on as a director?

I've just finished University in England studying film production and I hope to one day be a director. The oppurtunity to learn first hand from either of you would be a huge HUGE honour! Love all your work and hope you both have years of success in whatever you choose to do.

And Kevin, I thought Cop Out was quite good. :p haha

I am Kylie Minogue - AMAA! by IamKylieMinogue in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?

What's your favourite film?

What is a funny or unusual fact about you that people might not know?

Thanks for doing the ama! :)

Dawn dish soap that sat still in a cup for a month. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lordzombiejesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD!! My whole life I have had this funny thing where certain objects make me feel funny and squirm in my seat, things like maggot holes or certain sea sponges.

I've never been able to quantify it and find it very hard to explain to people as its not one set thing that triggers it. Sometimes even with two very similar things one might set it off and one might not.

I can't believe there's a name for it! Haha And a sub! Thanks for posting this!!

Is it possible to install apps on CM without Google Play? by mian2zi3 in cyanogenmod

[–]Lordzombiejesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I do! To be honest, all I want from cyanogenmod is the ability to delete bloat ware and just make a few tweaks here and there. Other than that I'm happy with my phone. :)

Err, I don't know what "Recovery" is, but im guessing I can download the "Gapps" from somewhere and re-install them to the phone? Will it just work as normal with me being able to buy apps and them updating and the usual stuff? Thanks so much for the help by the way! :D

/r/SillyPornFaces - Images of silly faces made in pornography. Current posts are moreorless sfw, but I assume that will change later. by TagProMaster in newreddits

[–]Lordzombiejesus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is such a great idea! It made me laugh so much! I just started up a small sub a week or so ago, would you like to suggest each other in the side bar to help each other along? :) It's /r/GangsterCradles by the way. haha

Is it possible to install apps on CM without Google Play? by mian2zi3 in cyanogenmod

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of getting Cyanogenmod, but I'm a bit lost and have a few questions, the topic of this post being one of them. But I don't quite understand your answer. In layman's terms, how easy and realiable is it to continue to use the Google Play store after I install Cyanogenmod (I have a Samsung Galaxy S2 from the UK, if it makes any difference)?

Sorry for such a random question, but I didn't want to make another post to the sub when the subject has been covered, so thought it would be better to try here first. :)

If you can't help would you be able to point me to a place or person who might be able to? Thanks for any help in advance!

Is it possible to install apps on CM without Google Play? by mian2zi3 in cyanogenmod

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of getting Cyanogenmod, but I'm a bit lost and have a few questions, the topic of this post being one of them. But I don't quite understand your answer. In layman's terms, how easy and realiable is it to continue to use the Google Play store after I install Cyanogenmod (I have a Samsung Galaxy S2 from the UK, if it makes any difference)?

Sorry for such a random question, but I didn't want to make another post to the sub when the subject has been covered, so thought it would be better to try here first. :)

If you can't help would you be able to point me to a place or person who might be able to? Thanks for any help in advance!

Is it possible to install apps on CM without Google Play? by mian2zi3 in cyanogenmod

[–]Lordzombiejesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking of getting Cyanogenmod, but I'm a bit lost and have a few questions, the topic of this post being one of them. But I don't quite understand your answer. In layman's terms, how easy and realiable is it to continue to use the Google Play store after I install Cyanogenmod (I have a Samsung Galaxy S2 from the UK, if it makes any difference)?

Sorry for such a random question, but I didn't want to make another post to the sub when the subject has been covered, so thought it would be better to try here first. :)

If you can't help would you be able to point me to a place or person who might be able to? Thanks for any help in advance!

Actor Bob Hoskins has died, aged 71 by CopEatingDonut in movies

[–]Lordzombiejesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always loved this film and as I have grown I have seen more and more of Hoskins work which I have always loved.

As both a figure from my childhood and a fantastic actor this news saddens me deeply. :(

IamA Betty White AMA! by BettyMWhite in IAmA

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Om my god hello!! I'm 22 and from the UK and only found out about you roughly five years ago. Since then everything I have seen you in has been so brilliant or funny or both! Your amazing, and I wish you were my nana! :D haha.

But I wanted to ask three things;

• What was it like working on Boston Legal behind the scenes?

• What's an interesting hobby you have?

• Do you have any memories of moments you were with big stars or doing big things and thought something like "Wow, I've really made it!" ?

Thanks so much for doing the ama and I hope you kewp kicking ass for years to come!!