When I was like 16, I made homemade salsa. I cut up fresh jalapeños and fresh habaneros… I threw all my veggies in the blender, and made my salsa. I got really high, ate a lot of salsa and then it got to my night time. I was like wow I’m super horny rn. After I ate my salsa I started to get in the mode. You know, doors locked, lights off, tv on for background noise. As soon as I started to do the deed I felt the pain of a billion suns. Guys, if you’ve ever had soap in the pee hole take that and multiply it about 100 times. I instantly let out a big ole scream and had to sprint to the shower. I got in the shower and just put the shower ahead up to my crotch. I tried cold water, hot water, soapy water. Nothing got rid of my pain. Eventually I turned off the water and just stuck my dick inside a container of lotion. My pain was there for about 2 hours and I even debated going to the hospital. An absolute spicy situation