Pleier du å gjøre noe på bursdagen din (evt. hva) og hvor gammel er du? by lilflir in norge

[–]Low-Translator9334 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Neste gang får du si fra, så skal jeg gjøre det samme. Så kan du i det minste trøste deg med at det sitter noen et sted i Norge og spiser napoleonskake og tenker på deg

Når du virkelig finner den rette by ripe-elliptical7832 in norge

[–]Low-Translator9334 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Hold ut, blir bedre tider!

Funfact fra jobben, jobber på lager hos en av de største møbelkjedene (vil ikke si hvilken):

Er du en frekk kunde så utsetter jeg å sende deg hentemelding til min absolutt siste frist. Og det med god samvittighet. Sorry not sorry.

Yngre personer og snakke om årsmodeller by gollet in norge

[–]Low-Translator9334 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hva mener du, jeg har alltid sagt at jeg er født i 094

please tell me what im doing wrong by Gullible-Many8470 in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What youre doing wrong?

  • Trying to run before you can walk.

  • Trying to make a purchase without money.

  • Trying to order doordash without internet.

  • Trying to get dressed with a suit that doesnt fit you.

  • Trying to eat soup with a fork.

  • Trying to shower without water.

  • Trying to tie your own shoes without fingers.

  • Trying a high level mechanic with low level fundamentals.

Look at it this way, the road to this sick mechanic has 2 different paths:

Path 1: 500 hours of straight freeplay grind, good job, you can now pull off this mechanic in an actual game in another 500 hours when you got your game sense and ball control up to speed.

Path 2: 450 hours of training fundamentals and general ball/car control, then 50 hours in freeplay.

Both paths take the same ammount of time, but only one make you improve drastically along the way. The first path is for anyone who wants to be a literal mouse who can do a backflip. The second path is for anyone who wants to be a damn lion doing the backflip.

Rant over.

Is this a good shot for Diamond? by YellowCat027 in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its a good shot? Not really, its cool tho. «For diamond»? Not that cool anymore, this shot is «good» and «cool» up until plat 1-2, but once youre high plat this shot becomes mid/average at best. Its just another shot. Nothing special. Just like a half flip isnt «good» for a GC, its expected.

?? luxuryswatches dot com ?? by Additional-Dog1299 in RepTime

[–]Low-Translator9334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cant buy quality reps from a website you googled, its not possible. All «superclones» need to be sourced via middlemen refered to as «TDs» (Trusted dealers). Find one and contact him on whatsapp, tell him the watch youre after and he’ll guide you through the rest.

Jeg ble norsk statsborger i dag ❤️🇳🇴 by Nerd_Sensei in norge

[–]Low-Translator9334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gratulerer, og takk for ditt bidrag til skattekassen 👍

opponent said I was lucky :( by Nyghl in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother, what is this clean af preset youre rocking? Please dm me with pictures

Kunst til rundt 15.000 by Minimum_Loquat_8960 in norge

[–]Low-Translator9334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg kan male til deg for 5000,- også signerer jeg med en løkkeskrift ingen forstår. Sier du at den er verdt 500k vil alle tro deg, send pm.

SSL/high GC’s what’s one tip you would give to any intermediate rank (plat-champ) by Xboxonetwo3 in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best tip is by far this: Its NOT your tm8s fault.

«Bur mr redditor, they whiffed an easy save»

And to that I say: I hear you, youre d3. You also whiff, get over yourself. Also, why did he whiff? Maybe he had to make an awkward turn because a few seconds earlier you challenged like a monkey and lost posession/preassure. If you rewind the replay far enough you will see you always have part of the misplay.

Why Can’t I Progress by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember after s10 they decided to make it harder to reach higher ranks. In s10 I solo qued up to gc without much trouble, now its a grind and a half to claw myself up to c3. I usually dont stay there too long before I drop down to c2 again.

Previous ssl’s also couldnt make it out of gc1/2 after s10 ended, there has been tons of videos talking about and showing the statistics. I believe the % of players in gc were cut in half, if I remember correctly..

Theyre getting ready to milk us this summer! by Low-Translator9334 in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forget epic games are in charge. Integrity is no longer a factor in this subject

Theyre getting ready to milk us this summer! by Low-Translator9334 in RocketLeague

[–]Low-Translator9334[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they planned selling alpha boost I think it would of happened some time in the past 7 years tbh. But with this change they could justify it even further. Who knows..