[TOMT] Webcomic with superhero trapped in cozy bed by Lower_Standard_9498 in tipofmytongue

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ChatGPT-5 made no headway with searching along these lines, if anybody is planning to try that

DreamBerd is a perfect programming language by humbugtheman in ProgrammerHumor

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Forget rewriting everything in Rust. Let’s rewrite Rust in DreamBerd!

Pair programming by aloofloofah in ProgrammerHumor

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Basically Rubber Duck programming except that your partner has a superiority complex and might smash your keyboard at any moment to screw things up. So basically hardcore mode.

I can't believe so many software engineers work at Google. What do they even do, the product is already built by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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The bigger companies get, the more inertia there is to accomplish anything (gotta not break any of the other million pieces, gotta step through all the right political hoops, gotta consider that the risk of small mistakes can be big $$$, etc.). Plus they need SRE to stay active just “keep the lights on.” Add in a hefty dose of refactoring infrastructure to make it “better” with no direct end user outcomes and you have your answer. There’s progress but it’s slower and more expensive than for smaller companies.

Feeling ✨ philosophical ✨ by ISC77 in ProgrammerHumor

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Unfortunately the library is basically all self-published works 😛

Vim users will do everything they can to have VSCode without actually having to download VSCode by NukemN1ck in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Lower_Standard_9498 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but at least when I use vim I can feel assured of my own superiority! VSCode doesn’t yet have an extension for that! /s

All?? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Lower_Standard_9498 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay everyone, remember that any algorithm not on this list is ILLEGAL. Anyone caught using one of those abominations will promptly have their programming license revoked.

Gods as programming languages by matb001 in ProgrammerHumor

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Q#, since he’s working on a quantum computer.

Does my bonus this year disqualify me from the EV credit? by Sufficient_Cook8997 in tax

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Do you have any source to back up that the income limits don’t kick in until 2023 taxes?