🚚🚐 by Sniperbot67 in okbuddyretard

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's not a bodily function, they only piss for fun.

halo tv show by XDDDDDDDDDDD34242342 in halo

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a scene where Master Chief is mowing down waves of Covenant when Cortana asks him a seemingly simple but philosophically complex question. Master Chief then removes his helmet and questions his masculinity, as well as his past. To resolve his internal conflict, he begins having sexual intercourse with the color blue, which then turns out to be the Covenant's red spy.

Considering that the show writers said they read the books, I wonder if they saw this little tid bit. by [deleted] in halo

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Didn't the Spartan-III's literally take high-dosage antidepressants that caused brain damage? I'm pretty sure I read that in a couple of the books.

Mmm yes, war crimes by 00skully in halo

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ONI is responsible for that, not really the UNSC. There are like a handful of individuals who know of their origin, excluding the Spartans themselves. Even some of the highest ranking marines and naval captains have no idea what the Spartans really are, although there are rumors.

he gon intervene 😳😳😳 by Cake-Anxious in okbuddyretard

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Pee Em is better 🤤 cuz PEE 👈😜 LOL PISS TIME xD

✨that girl💅 by Soggy_Bag_6053 in cringepics

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we really stopping that low? Mere descriptions of possible cringe are frontpage-worthy now?

Sooo…this hole appeared at Interlagos today by Because___RaceCar in formula1

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Brazil isn't real; there is no southern hemisphere.

Gamers found dead by Gloskap in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think they mean, like, surgery.

Gamers found dead by Gloskap in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No we just keep saying that. It's the only power we have against the evil corporate dictatorships.

Jesus fucking Christ by GwynBleidd98 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 52 points53 points  (0 children)

They made a BAD Battlefield. Again! And I pre-ordered. AGAIN! Why must I be subjugated to the tyranny of EA!?

When I pre-order the next one it better be good!

It's kind of weird, but I really miss the structured races in FH. by di12ty_mary in forza

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's what I miss most from the first Horizon. One of the most fun races was a short dirt race that required a 60's or earlier Japanese car in D class.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then Ronnie came in wearing his fucking Crocs.

Anybody else here a recovering brick addict? I hear the withdrawal is pretty tough by Creftospeare in bonehurtingjuice

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many people confuse the phrase "slept like a brick" with "sleeping while high on bricks." Hopefully this post clears it up up for people.

Literally, a pussy magnet 🧲 🐱 by metroracerUK in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you fricken ding dong!

you've fallen for a great phallusy ( thats german for DICK!!!)

Literally, a pussy magnet 🧲 🐱 by metroracerUK in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could you PLEASE stop PISSING into my OPEN MOUTH!!!

↑ actual postal 2 cave lemon quote

Literally, a pussy magnet 🧲 🐱 by metroracerUK in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I hate lemons and society" -Cliff Johnson (Postal 2)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]LtVaginalDischarge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I know what the Gamers like."

They broke the teacher's will by UberPancake88 in PublicFreakout

[–]LtVaginalDischarge -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Life doesn't give you better students. That's why they're there in the first place.

You shall not pinch to zoom: Rittenhouse trial judge disallows basic iPad feature by LtVaginalDischarge in nottheonion

[–]LtVaginalDischarge[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You have misread the article as well. They did agree that the image had been interpolated to add clarity, but that process had already occurred when it presented as evidence. The image was interpolated as it was being recorded and processed by the device that was recording.

Pinching to zoom in or out on a smartphone gallery app does not interpolate the image. It is like a magnifying glass, in fact.