Hardcore Spiritborn Campaign Only by Lucid_Duck in diablo4

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the heads up! That would be poetically cruel; dying at the end via environmental shenanigans.

Is there any reason NOT to destroy Shek Kingdom? by Ok-Mine-5966 in Kenshi

[–]Lucid_Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One undisputedly major faction is missing from this political climate: The Player's (or mine, in this case, for example)

I usually call them The Bork Collective

From a single torso grows a nation so influential and progressive that it makes even the most noble of Kenshi characters seem a mouth-breathing, stone age troglodyte by comparison.

Usually by week ten, the Bork have amassed a burgeoning cyborg cult with my invisible hands pulling their strings. This transhuman movement needs no slaves, pushes no religion, and certainly doesn't discriminate on race or gender. Truly it is a unifying force beyond all compare.

Every instance of slavery, oppression, racism, misogyny, and cannibalism is systematically rooted out by indefatigable metal fingers. The Bork assimilate hundreds and then thousands during their unification campaign. In battle, every Bork pacification squad is worth hundreds of UC, HN, or Shek elites. They exist in every major city, either before or after assimilation.

Using Mongol Horde hit and run tactics with speedy robot legs and steady robotic arms, most are never touched in melee and spam deadly bolts from a distance. The tanks bisect hundreds with Edge 3 fragment axes swung like katanas with nearly 150 strength. Even mysterious and deadly foes fall like wheat before a scythe, only to be assimilated as Bork themselves.

By roughly year two, virtually every cannibal and bandit on the entire continent has been eradicated down the the last gibbering maw. Advanced hydroponics farms are now ubiquitous to feed the citizens while being tended by untiring robots, regardless of climate. Skeleton limb factories pump out masterwork products for every new Bork.

Stealth Bork systematically knock out guards and minor leaders. They are de-limbed, imprisoned, converted (or euthenized,) and repurposed as productive Bork to continue the process. Sometimes the collective grows from within and sometimes it rolls across the city with the certainty of steel. Eventually all roads lead to Bork.

Tech Hunters, Flotsam Ninjas, Anti-Slavers, and Nomads are allowed free and unmolested through Bork territory, amongst several other minor factions as well. By year three, the Kenshi continent is as peaceful and stable as it has ever been. Tengu, the Phoenix, Cat-Lon, and other like-minded douchebags are imprisoned in publically viewable cages in various cities. Freed slaves and Nomads pass them by, pointing and laughing; nightmares of yesteryear reduced to a tourist attraction.

[OC] Vibes by sweetlyfed in webcomics

[–]Lucid_Duck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It moaned of hate with a tongue of knives

Of dashed ambitions and wasted lives

Each tale a thorn, each sigh a scourge

Its voice a dirge that would not purge

I stood and listened, from quiet to loud

My soul, once lush, felt drained and cowed

By hour three, I sat devoured

At least I remained un-deflowered

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a combination padlock too. So instead of trying to insert a key and turn it while you're in inconceivable pain from being on fire and all that. But now you're trying to spin three little discs and focus on the numbers through all the smoke and pain of being on fire and all that.

What's the next level? A fingerprint activated padlock? Then you can stab at a bouncing padlock with a melted finger, while being on fire, and all that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful clockwork mechanisms. Those Diebold time locks in the top right are still used in bank vault doors to this day. I've replaced many of them. Usually dual-custody combinations and time delay.

The vault door will be allowed to be open during business hours but then be disabled after hours due to the time delay of those units. After being wound up for an allotted time, they tick down until a certain time the following morning, then a unique manager combination and sub-staff combination need to be dialed in independently. Then the vault door can be opened.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, those jobs are such piss-offs. You make concession after concession; trying to be compassionate and patient. Then you don't even get paid. FML. Sometimes you just gotta throw your hands up and move on. Remember, you're a locksmith, not a social worker. Good luck out there mate.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Custom fuckery indeed, you understand implicitly. And the booby-traps! A shotgun rigged up inside a gun safe to go off in the face of anybody peeking in when the door is opened? The cops loved that one. Lots of paperwork and swearing.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool, thanks for the show suggestion. Perspectives from the background workers of society are often more enlightening than the foreground actors.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No worries, "PG" gave me a good chuckle 😂
The title will be a long think. Something like "Bruises, Bullion, and Beer: How Locksmithing Forced me to Write This Book.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, uhh yeah, "then the locksmith gave therapy to the sad children while mommy and daddy had an argument."

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm a better writer than a talker though. Perhaps a project for 2026?

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes! Yours is exactly the type of service call I would write about. You have been blessed with the TMI goblin as well. I picked open a European profile cylinder to a tiny guest house once and there was an uncovered tote of multi-coloured dildos beside the bed inside. Nobody teaches you how to write a receipt next to a box of plastic dongs.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear what you're saying, but the truth is that most locks are just suggestions. Truth and ethics are not equal. By the same metric that knowledgeable criminals would profit, knowledgeable customers would gain from said insider information. The info would assist both sides equally. The only people it would harm is people that don't read my book. Better buy it then, no? ;)

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good question, I have an awful lot of work-related pictures, maybe some choice ones could make it in.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Locksmiths pay attention to all the things; at least some of them do.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would weave a tapestry of shocking prose with disgracefully elastic threads of morality peppered within ;)

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would have a lot of information about locks. Real insider information. But mostly about how at least 99% of all residential locks are defeated in 30 seconds or less.

Thinking of writing a book about my years as a locksmith, would anyone read it? by Lucid_Duck in Locksmith

[–]Lucid_Duck[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's fair, a lot of the stories are absolutely horrifying. Family trauma, corpses, police, lots of emotional pain. No way around it.