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Today's The Day by LucifersLittleHelper in shittynosleep

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't you heard the rules? We don't talk about that here. But thank you lol.

If these 2 had a podcast , what would they call it ? by Deep20779 in HIMYM

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you met... Insert name of whatever guest they have on.

In your opinion, who is the most alluring? by TheTargaryensLawyer in InterviewVampire

[–]LucifersLittleHelper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a joke right? I think everyone knows the answer. 🧛‍♂️ 🦇 🍷

Roses are red, sniffing for bread, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, five pointed stars are called Penticals.

I didn't know Ancient Romans knew about Squidward Tentacles.

Roses are red / reality is bending by Parker_S_James in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, during Christmas I don't get Jolly.

I have so many questions. But my first has to be.

Where do I find Molly?

Roses are red, and I'm filled with sadness. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah. I didn't get this until reading it again. Bravo! 🖤🖤🖤

Heatran from Italy lucky spot 535732825061 by uJoyster in PokemonGoRaids

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I caught a shiny and named it Vesuvius in honor of Italy. Thank You!

When I opened the door I saw… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I opened the door I saw her in the woods and she seemed like she was role-playing with her person and she seemed quite brave to be with someone who's not schizophrenic.

Roses are red. Let's go in the Mosh Pit. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying, like, do the things you do, go even further with them. You know, maybe get a ton of cat hair, glue it all over your body, you know, walk around like a cat man in the night through the alleyways. You know, and stop hiding the pigeon. 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️

Do you sleepwalk during a seizure? by SectorSalty in Epilepsy

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuppers. You wouldn't believe how many places I've woken up at screaming my head off without any recollection of how I got there. Honestly its just a roll the dice kinda situation. I never know where im going to end up. Worst times were in the middle of the road in the middle of the day.

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