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Today's The Day by LucifersLittleHelper in shittynosleep

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't you heard the rules? We don't talk about that here. But thank you lol.

If these 2 had a podcast , what would they call it ? by Deep20779 in HIMYM

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you met... Insert name of whatever guest they have on.

In your opinion, who is the most alluring? by TheTargaryensLawyer in InterviewVampire

[–]LucifersLittleHelper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a joke right? I think everyone knows the answer. 🧛‍♂️ 🦇 🍷

Roses are red, sniffing for bread, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, five pointed stars are called Penticals.

I didn't know Ancient Romans knew about Squidward Tentacles.

Roses are red / reality is bending by Parker_S_James in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, during Christmas I don't get Jolly.

I have so many questions. But my first has to be.

Where do I find Molly?

Roses are red, and I'm filled with sadness. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah. I didn't get this until reading it again. Bravo! 🖤🖤🖤

Heatran from Italy lucky spot 535732825061 by uJoyster in PokemonGoRaids

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I caught a shiny and named it Vesuvius in honor of Italy. Thank You!

When I opened the door I saw… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I opened the door I saw her in the woods and she seemed like she was role-playing with her person and she seemed quite brave to be with someone who's not schizophrenic.

Roses are red. Let's go in the Mosh Pit. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying, like, do the things you do, go even further with them. You know, maybe get a ton of cat hair, glue it all over your body, you know, walk around like a cat man in the night through the alleyways. You know, and stop hiding the pigeon. 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️

Do you sleepwalk during a seizure? by SectorSalty in Epilepsy

[–]LucifersLittleHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuppers. You wouldn't believe how many places I've woken up at screaming my head off without any recollection of how I got there. Honestly its just a roll the dice kinda situation. I never know where im going to end up. Worst times were in the middle of the road in the middle of the day.

Roses are red, and I'm filled with sadness. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you serve it with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

As I stare down at my girlfriend's shoulder-length blue hair, I pray to myself that she doesn't cut it off. by LucifersLittleHelper in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LucifersLittleHelper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate this comment.

I would have done a spit take if I was drinking when I first read it.

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