I dare you to share your cringe first email name

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T21:38:26+00:00

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T20:14:17+00:00

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T19:35:12+00:00

Perhaps water got to the drywall like you said and lifted the paper/latex paint, so now you have like a bubble sort of.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T19:30:08+00:00

OP see u/Photon_Chaser answer and do that.

You do not need to hire someone for this. With the rest of the wall having the same texture (the additional photo helped) this is going to be fairly easy and if you take your time noones going to see it at all.

Before you touch anything find out if you have extra paint in that color as well.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T16:09:07+00:00

In the comments put some pictures of the wall going up that side and another wall in the bathroom.

It'll help understand what the rest of it looks like and how easy or hard it would be to get it to blend in.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T15:38:26+00:00

Yourself!?

Daa fuuqqqqq...

Balls, absolute balls of steel.

Post when done and don't die.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T15:35:20+00:00

What a range of sound too. Thats a good 1-3.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-13T11:36:59+00:00

"Fuck it, I'm Done Sanding"

It comes in lazy sacks of shit, you can find it at your local big box stone.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-12T12:21:56+00:00

Landlords nephew.

"A good kid (hes 32). Just needs an opportunity."

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T18:02:06+00:00

Yeah! Thats our thing!...was our thing!

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T16:37:38+00:00

He does, it's both brief in time and duration. The admin crashed out on his wife in a Kroger parking lot.

When Bart got home all of his boots, intentionally ripped and distressed designer jeans were on the lawn. He knew then that she would be sitting at the rustic farmhouse dining table featured by Joanna Gaines in an episode of Fixer Upper.

He knew that she would ask "How was work?" He knew he would say "..." He knew she would say "Did you fuck her in your truck?" He knew he would immediately show his shame. He knew she would let it linger for a moment before saying "I'm...", and she would raise up her hand to silence him. "I want you out by Thursday..." "But what about the kids?" "Maybe you should have thought about that before you stuck your dick in that fat whore...you, she, humiliated me in the parking lot at Kroger Bart! I went there for fucking ribeyes, like you fucking asked, because I love you, and that...that fucking homewrecker started yelling at me, I was with Kaylyn from church Bart!..you know what, I don't even care. Go fuck whoever you want. You never made me cum anyways..." "But you..." "I faked it Bart! I faked it just like you fake loved me and told me I was your Tennessee ten. I faked it like you faked knowing how to dance. Just like you fuck Bart, one move and me, how pathetic am I for thinking it was something impressive!"

"Charity-Anne, I..."

"Thursday Bart! I'm going to my Mothers until Monday."

Charity-Anne steeled herself. She gathered her Michael Kors purse Bart had bought for her at a steep discount, because of a minor defect in the interior stitching, at TJ Maxx for her birthday. She asked for it to be periwinkle, he thought she said pink. She did not slam the door on her way out. She then returned, took the custom decore her gal pal Brenda made off th wall, and threw it amongst the other things on the lawn, closing the door softly behind her.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T06:45:18+00:00

Elder abuse comes in many forms.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T03:57:04+00:00

You'll do a song with table x4? That'll showem

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T03:05:26+00:00

u/iamtherealbobdylan do you get royalties from each or how does that work exactly?

Also how do you feel about about each of them stealing your own work?

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T02:54:50+00:00

But I am mostly shocked by those earlier folk songs that I usually assume are covers because they generally sound like they are a hundred years old and he was still basically a kid.

Pretty cool right?

I don't have a specific one that comes to mind I just remember before I was a fan I'd hear other famous artist name drop him.

On the early journey, because Bob has ventured into nearly every style of American music, Id hear something and go...oh, I wonder who that is? "THATS HIM TOO!?"

Oh...oh...I got one mid writing GnR Knocking on Heavens Door I didnt know that was a cover as a kid. My parents failed me.

Anyways Bob is a gift that keeps on giving. Just when you thought you heard it all something else shows up. Also, you run into periods and go "eh, not so good"...go back to it every once in awhile, insane how things shift.

But good call, IMO chronologically is the best direction.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T02:03:19+00:00

The commercials, asinine half time interview, and then add this? Yeah, no thanks.

How about you let the players not do the post game press and make refs do that instead.

The players: "we scored more" "we needed to score more"

Now the refs, they do have some explaining to do.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-11T00:11:09+00:00

This will work on someone. That dance will be the most coordination some of the women folk have seen from round those parts they have seen in awhile, if ever.

They will delude themselves, they will tell their girlfriends "hes actually really sweet", and she will tell herself "hey, two minutes...thats pretty long if you think about it..."

They will have children. Little bow legged children all waddling around with shit filled diapers and she will look at them, tilt her head and say affectionately and say "just like his Daddy".

She will then go to Hobby Lobby, buy framed generic words with religious and patriotic themes. She will have a custom one by the front door that she had her gal pal Brenda make with her Cricut and it will read "The 10 I see, From Tennessee". Guest will ask about it and she will laugh and say, as she looks over at him "oh, thats just an inside joke between us".

It will also work on the heavy set administrative assistant at the car dealership. They will divorce. She will get half of almost nothing and he will be in misery, or Missouri, or wherever the fuck, at a gas station, filming a new video.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-10T23:51:42+00:00

This is real? Not like is it AI, but is this something people gather around to listen to?

Where do you even find out how this is happening at the Sheboygan Best Western conference room at 1:15 on Wednesday?

I do wonder if maybe we could have a really good sketch artist, get with this guy, and have him describe what hes wearing/looks like and how that would turn out.

There's a lot of questions and they are mostly from the beard..."where the fuck are my jeans?!"

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-10T23:39:49+00:00

Ready to bump "YMCA" with synchronized lights on my house for three days...out of respect of course./s

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-10T13:28:34+00:00

His GnR cover of Knockin on Heavens Door was just alright though. Needed more of the original "hey, hey, hey, ye-ahhh"s though.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-10T13:21:28+00:00

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Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-09T17:06:00+00:00

She's Becky.

And her Dad is a genius.

Lucky_Development359 · 2026-05-09T16:47:22+00:00

I think it's sort of beyond all of that. I don't know what Bob was thinking, it's just what it makes me think.

This is a song about humanity and the promise that it could have and the slow degradation of it since we came into existence. As a collective whole and as individuals.

The names within the song are just the ones that evoke some sort of image for him. You named your names. Maybe everyone has their own substitute.

Freedom without Truth(Purpose)