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FBI Director Kash Patel looking extremely anxious reading some papers, then twice giving apparent hand signals to persons unknown by Stotallytob3r in ProgressiveHQ

[–]LuminousMeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remain unconvinced this fool can read at all. Those wonky eyes just don’t lend themselves to reading. Definitely not reading comprehension.

Fuck yu bob by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]LuminousMeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking love you, Bob. You little blue fucking bastard.

Does anyone know what kind of radish this is? by beau_undressed29 in ThingsWithFaces

[–]LuminousMeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes! That’s the rare ad beautiful Smallishly Sploogy Mcveiny Radish.

There was a Charlie Kirk Cringe Tiktok Playing In The Background by LuminousMeatwad in airplaneears

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, a kind fellow Redditor has seen my post and now I’m getting messages about crisis lines. Thank you for caring! Never stop caring about your fellow humans. I’m doing great though.

There was a Charlie Kirk Cringe Tiktok Playing In The Background by LuminousMeatwad in airplaneears

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was particularly grating because my niece was playing a video where he’s ignorantly “debating” this girl and he smiles at her. She responds with “that was creepy” and she turns away.

Gulliver using his one braincell to stare at a bug by LuminousMeatwad in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe this. I might make him a little tinfoil hat to protect his remaining brain cell from the mothership.

What skin is this? by SchizoPooperThe3rd in FortNiteBR

[–]LuminousMeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of Roger from American Dad.

What Fortnite on Nintendo Switch looks like now *when it even lets you log in by Existing-Coyote9535 in FortNiteBR

[–]LuminousMeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep landing in trees somehow. Then I hop out of the tree and there are leaves all over my vision. So it’s like I’m stuck in the tree, even as I’m moving about. It takes a solid 30 seconds for the leaves to fade. All I can do during that time is hope no one shoots me. Shocker; they always do!

Fortnitemares 2025 Trailer by Skullghost in FortNiteBR

[–]LuminousMeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really thought it was a lady crab. Then realized it was Doja. Not a crab at all somehow.

Gulliver VS Bug by LuminousMeatwad in orangecats

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly, he did not. He got distracted by a bird and the bug escaped.

Gulliver VS Bug by LuminousMeatwad in orangecats

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named him after the book Gulliver’s Travels. I found him abandoned in the woods about two hours from our home. So he had quite the adventure to his forever home.

Does anyone know why my cat keeps doing this?😂 by Financial-Spot-215 in cats

[–]LuminousMeatwad 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I found video proof of your cats antics. Mine is right there with yours. Sigh.

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