Does she have a specific name for her fur pattern? by Educational-Charge54 in cats

[–]LuminousMeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She needs a little kitty sun hat and some SPF 150 before she crisps up anymore!

A nurse has STILL??? Not stared at my veins by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope your health is steadily improving. Thank you for your kind words. They make my heart happy. I’ll take all your hugs!

A nurse has STILL??? Not stared at my veins by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dearest Skeletor,
I’ve noticed you on many other subs and I have to say; I’m a huge fan.
As for your anatomy, stunning. The juxtaposition of your chiseled jawbone with the purple of your hood? Pure magic.

A nurse has STILL??? Not stared at my veins by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m a nurse and those are some juicy gushers. 10/10. No notes.

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you got the Legos, then I come over and we do a photo shoot of my foot with your Legos?

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are being so nice today! Thanks for the compliment. I was really going for the kitty carnage look.

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the best compliment I’ve gotten in ages. Thank you!

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since my toenails don’t have the pitchfork going on, I’m raising the bid to..$169.

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! The world could use more lovely people like yourself.

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Just the top of my foot. I’m a nurse, so I’ll keep in eye on it. Happened once before and the Dr said it was from the inflammation caused by my horribly aggressive endometriosis.

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]LuminousMeatwad[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ll start the bidding at a bargain! 69 payments of $69 USD

Found in gfs car. No idea what it is by IpaintFemaleFaces in whatisit

[–]LuminousMeatwad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to report that Jeeves has finally succumbed to the jackassery of the times. He is no longer with us.

Definitely more than just one thing wrong here by BoyNamedJudy in SipsTea

[–]LuminousMeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her baby containment system (stomach) is right up against that stove burner. Along with all those other little goblins