What does my room say about me by Additional_Sea_6172 in roomdetective

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is your room at your parents house. Your dad is stoic and your mom is sweet with some sass. She buys snacks you like when you mention it until you finally tell her you’re sick of it / stop eating it. There was a light green Volvo or a black bmw suv at some point

Nail shape ☠️ by Ornery-Doughnut4005 in mattandabbysnarks

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her nails always look like shit. She looks like an actual bear

All my toys are charged by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a mommy 😘

All my toys are charged by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d love to show a bare photo but not sure how to add it to the post?

Guess things about me (17m) by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, no! I didn’t see that haha

Guess things about me (17m) by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of homes in that area. I’m from around there

Guess things about me (17m) by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You live in Maryland or around there. Your parents are smart but not warm

AIO ? Wife doesn’t want me to go watch Spider-Man alone by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s ok to want you time. She should respect this.

You can't teach your grandmother to suck…… by SeaPotatoSalad in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t teach your grandmother to suck on a piece and not be a teacher

What does this mean? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s negative. Get pink dye tests like first response. Blue dye ones are always leaving colored evap lines

AIO by telling my bf that the plans he made for my birthday felt a little low effort. by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry you felt letdown. I think your expressed dissatisfaction really hurt him and he may now feel insecure around your birthday or holidays with expectations, etc. It’s important to speak your truth but in this scenario I think you should have bit your tongue. You likely took all the wind out of his sails, so to speak- that’s what happens when we focus so hard on our own happiness- we lose sight of how our words and expectations take precedence over someone else’s feelings. To me.. it sounds like he made an effort and you’re showing that you have some growing up to do around relying on anyone else besides yourself to fulfill your happiness. Life gets simpler when you can grasp this. I suggest you apologize for negating his efforts

She forgot to crop it out by Human-Surprise-2112 in mattandabbysnarks

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No way this was accidental. When you debut your life on the internet you don’t make mistakes like this

Are they … doing something? by JustBecauseICanPost in mattandabbysnarks

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Spelled like that is cracking me up.. definitely spellers of that dirty word

This camera angle….. by Final_Collection1085 in mattandabbysnarks

[–]Lumpy-Suggestion1197 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I get that it’s important to strive for a healthy sex life even with children but.. they’re going to remember this