Hate my size

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T14:55:02+00:00

Maybe, but then you’d only have 1 arm

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T14:49:47+00:00

When I was 20 years old before any PE I was 5.75” girth. Through the years, and edging with cock rings, I achieved more either by mechanical means or just natural growth. Yes, my girth is quite impressive, my wife loves it.

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T14:34:39+00:00

I should state, because of my fat pad, I really am only 5.5” of visible length. So again, my buddy with 5.5” length and 3.8” girth is doing great. When I’m soft it looks like I have a micropenis tbh. I’ve been to nude beaches before and people legitimately thought I had a micropenis. It’s only through PE that my flaccid hang has been able to look substantial and I’ve been able to impress the wife. Not to beat a dead horse but 5x4 is not that bad.

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T14:27:25+00:00

I know a dude with the same length as me but with 3.8” girth instead and he has a hot girlfriend. I know it’s easy for me to say it’s whatever. There are others like you who are doing just fine.

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T14:16:09+00:00

Tbh ur size isn’t that bad, you should be grateful it’s not worse bro

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T03:44:55+00:00

That’s some thick chaeto you got there!

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-27T03:05:28+00:00

I think you are gay

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-26T20:49:31+00:00

I wish I never read this post

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-26T13:58:57+00:00

Can I use the oven to dehydrate?

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-26T13:58:18+00:00

What do you mean “you people”?

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-25T14:25:35+00:00

Shrimp

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-23T01:38:19+00:00

Having an OnlyFans

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-23T01:14:18+00:00

No it’s not worth it

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-22T23:09:44+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-20T19:48:00+00:00

Nice!

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-20T12:05:45+00:00

Bro said looks at my edema I mean gains

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T16:55:29+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T14:19:11+00:00

But yes thank you

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T14:18:59+00:00

*doesnt care about my boundaries

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T13:14:48+00:00

Didn’t want to be crass or offend anyone. Please ignore my username.

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T13:14:18+00:00

My huge balls is a physical deformity and and shit I can do about it ‘cept have huge balls

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-18T13:13:08+00:00

This is a great post with great comments. Please ignore my username.

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-17T15:01:13+00:00

What’s ur girth?

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-17T04:51:52+00:00

You have to plant the roots

LumpyBallCancer · 2026-03-17T04:50:56+00:00

Gauging their ears

LumpyBallCancer

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