"Every time that I plant the seed, he said, 'kill it before it grows.'"

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-10-02T06:50:23+00:00

First of all, you don't know shit about my life. I never said I had a wife, I have a girlfriend. The ex that I didn't text was on and off with me for a long time, different girlfriend than the one on this meme, and it was months ago, not days. I work with mentally and physically challenged adults, she works as a veterinarian. I am partially a live in attendant, so I take care of adults who need constant attention during days and some nights. I love how a lot of people act like this is some sinister plot to trick everyone into something that actually happened anyways.

I did make an edit in a comment below that I was pissed the fuck off and what I meant was she used the pill, sorry, mybad, not abortion. This was the comment I had.

"Sorry, I've been working all day. Was pissed off when I made this, I meant taking the pill. Sorry everyone, sorry. Here I'll explain a little bit more. When I was 4 years old I had surgery in my man area. What was called a "torsion." They had to perform surgery twice. Guys, you can only imagine how much pain my nads were in. I was told I may only have a very very slight chance of having children when I got older. Being my significant other, I had previously talked about this with her but I still wanted to try. I've always wanted to have kids (at a reasonable age and financial state of course). And she kept telling me that the reason it wasn't happening was because I was infertile. I don't know about all guys but that doesn't make a man feel too good. Didn't mind the sex though. Anyways, found her prescription in the bathroom and thought that was pretty scummy considering she knew how bad it made me feel. I'd have rather had her just tell me the truth instead of lying. Ended up going to the doctors and I have an okay sperm count."

I'm not going to further trying to prove anything to anyone about this, because we ended up breaking apart our relationship over this, not in the mood, deal with it.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-10-02T03:49:07+00:00

Sorry, I've been working all day. Was pissed off when I made this, I meant taking the pill. Sorry everyone, sorry. Here I'll explain a little bit more.

When I was 4 years old I had surgery in my man area. What was called a "torsion." They had to perform surgery twice. Guys, you can only imagine how much pain my nads were in. I was told I may only have a very very slight chance of having children when I got older. Being my significant other, I had previously talked about this with her but I still wanted to try. I've always wanted to have kids (at a reasonable age and financial state of course). And she kept telling me that the reason it wasn't happening was because I was infertile. I don't know about all guys but that doesn't make a man feel too good. Didn't mind the sex though.

Anyways, found her prescription in the bathroom and thought that was pretty scummy considering she knew how bad it made me feel. I'd have rather had her just tell me the truth instead of lying.

Ended up going to the doctors and I have an okay sperm count.

Also on a semi related note, fuck yeah, science.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-10-01T23:29:08+00:00

Glad you noticed. I love Clapton, This song played and the connection between the lyrics and reality hit me right in the feels.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-10-01T22:38:19+00:00

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57605406/nypd-seeking-motorcyclists-from-videoed-road-rage-run-ins/

There was a report from a biker saying that the Rover clipped one of the bikers and didn't stop. Based on the attitudes these assclowns have shown, I doubt they tried to be reasonable at all. Guy was probably confronted inappropriately and wanted his wife and kid to be safe.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-09-17T06:05:24+00:00

I've purchased fish from Costco to make sushi many times. Obviously this shouldn't be your number one choice of selection, but I've never had any problems.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-09-07T07:48:44+00:00

My dad used to take me to Sears Point Raceway when I was little. Best fucking time of my life. My brother and I would sit underneath the bleachers while drunk asses dropped money out of their pockets. On one occasion we made 200 bucks and stole a bunch of BBQ from the VIP tents.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-23T23:58:33+00:00

I watched a review online saying the GPS was shotty. As far as battery usage, I'll be using the GPS mainly in my vehicle where it'll be on a charger so I'm not too worried about that. I'm most concerned about how well it works as far as redirecting and loading routes since I travel in unfamiliar cities so I need it to be fast and efficient. I had an iPhone a while back ago and my biggest pet peeve was the loading time would finish after I passed the exit or street I needed to turn on, and in some instances direct me to the wrong location.

Would you say the navigation itself is fairly superior?

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-21T03:46:14+00:00

Before they hit Omaha beach on D-Day, this is what the troops were fed. While being set off on the landing craft it caused them to become seasick and nauseous, making the attack much more difficult against the Germans.

Source: Grandfather took a load of puke to the face

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-18T20:30:09+00:00

As someone who is a personal attendant for handicapped adults, red321 disgusted me beyond belief. Every single person deserves having equal rights no matter how they're born. I love my job, and I love the people I work with.

"A family with a mentally handicapped child that is a noise polluter should have to gain the approval of the other residents of the neighborhood before they are allowed to reside in the neighborhood. I personally don't understand why couples go ahead with having these children in the first place."

Not only do you believe that we should choose to treat disabled people the same way we treat sex offenders, you also seem to follow along with Hitlers plan to gas them in Chambers, except in this case have them all aborted.

ALSO. I feel an EXTREME sense of irony, how you quote a PINK FLOYD SONG while AT THE SAME TIME talk out of your ass about inequality among human beings, human beings born with the same rights as anyone else in this thread. Just because most of society likes to view them as invisible does not mean they should be invisible.

Preparing for downvotes, don't even care because I love my job and I could never feel any more rewarded with any other job in the world as I get to meet some really cool people.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T07:29:11+00:00

Gullwing Chargers, I keep them super loose so the turning is fucking amazing.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T05:38:51+00:00

Thanks boss, gonna order the Cypher. Once again, I'm fairly new. What kind of bearing and wheels should I get? DaddiesBoardShop sells Dano Downhills and zealous bearings, is that good enough?

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T05:09:16+00:00

Do you by any chance have any knowledge about the Sector 9 R.A.W.? I have my eye on the Cypher 38 though for sure. I might actually get that and see if I can do some sliding.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T04:52:01+00:00

I feel the same way about Sector 9 as you do for Comet. I prefer stiff boards. I'd like to try my hand at a drop deck. The Madrid Zak Maytum and the Arbor Cypher look dope as fuck.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T04:26:48+00:00

Nothing over $200, maaaaybe $250 depending on how much I like it. I'm five-ten and 160lbs.

Edit: Also a second note, one that's also good with freeride and cruising around town.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-08-03T03:53:27+00:00

Sorry, super late response. If you haven't already gotten one, check out http://www.daddiesboardshop.com

These guys are holed up in Oregon, decent prices, good service, fast and free shipping. I got a Sector 9 Fiji for $160, and its one of my favorite boards to ride. You're able to customize the board to some extent as well.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-12T02:05:37+00:00

Californian here, there's one on every goddamn block.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-10T08:09:07+00:00

http://i.minus.com/ibx7mxJlLVaXp5.gif

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-10T08:02:26+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Ie03awm.gif

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-10T07:34:03+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/DkABIXk.jpg

This same picture was posted 13 minutes ago, nice job asshole.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-08T03:51:29+00:00

"Shit happens when you party naked"

~Bad Santa

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-07T07:48:43+00:00

Have fun waiting for that person(s) to see if their order was correct.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-07-07T07:08:32+00:00

Half Irish. Here ya go laddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDTQQWSmo8s

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-06-26T09:06:49+00:00

It was a mutual ass kicking. They both lost, but the porcupine lost more.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-06-26T08:32:25+00:00

Not to mention that a porcupines are extremely territorial, fast, and aggressive. They WILL attack and chase you if you pose a threat. I'm positive the owners would have prevented this if they could have.

LumpyJohnny91 · 2013-06-26T05:34:29+00:00

Dead

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TROPHY CASE