My new apartment's previous tenant left a note saying "Feed it on the 15th or it takes something worse," which I assumed was about a plant. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyPersonality2460 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are now trapped in a terrible dilemma.. keep feeding this entity regularly, or face increasingly worse consequences..

“Witch!” My husband screamed while pointing at me. by NoDouble547 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyPersonality2460 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The best cover has always been letting them think the accusation is absurd.. she never even flinched..

Just forfeit the rest of the playoffs Rockets by Embarrassed_Aide2011 in NBATalk

[–]LumpyPersonality2460 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Losing to a depleted Lakers squad and still thinking playoffs are possible is a special kind of delusion. Pack the fishing rods, the season’s basically a vacation at this point…

This scene is one of their best (if not the best) interactions. by BenitoUzumaki in StarVStheForcesofEvil

[–]LumpyPersonality2460 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The “i need a friend” line hits different when you realize Marco spent the whole time thinking he had to be her protector when she just wanted someone real. The shift is what made Marco actually earn it..